Halloween 2020 Be Like …

Halloween 2020 Be Like ...
Halloween 2020 Be Like …

That’s got to be the best jack-o-lantern for Halloween in 2020. The Gods know that this year is just ass. It’s more than a bit scary too.

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Cerveaux Et Fromaaaaaage

Cerveaux Et Fromaaaaaage
Parisian Zombies Demand More Than Just Brains
Cerveaux Et Fromaaaaaage

With Halloween approaching, it seems good to remind people that French zombies hunger for more than just brain. They crave cheese too. Hey! They may be zombies, but they’re French zombies!

Frankly, I just hope that they don’t swarm across the Chunnel seeking and devouring Brittain’s very limited supply of Blue-Brain cheese.

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Faces Of Halloween

Faces Of Halloween

I’d say that the 17th is close enough, especially since I really don’t celebrate Halloween for religious reasons. So, in the spirit of not being an ass about a secular celebration, here’s some striking Halloween faces to inspire your spooky side.

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The Witch Flies

The Witch Flies Tonight
The Witch Flies Tonight

Yep! Ole Hillary will once again straddle her broom and take to the skies tonight, spewing incivility and anti-Americanism like toxic contrails in the night skies. So watch yourselves while you’re out and remember that some in masks are evil.

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Halloween Bogeywomyn

Nancy Pelosi – The Halloween Bogeywomyn

Yeah, that puts the fear back in Halloween, because Nancy Pelosi would never just accept candy. No, she wants your paychecks, your freedoms, and your country.

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