ISIS Sex Slaves Rescued

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion on October 23rd, 2014

Breaking News: Despite ongoing claims by the Obama Regime that we’d have no “boots on the ground” in Iraq and/or Syria, US Marines have recently rescued a bunch of ISIS’ sex slaves.

USMC Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves
USMC Rescue ISIS Sex Slaves

While I praise the USMC for their unflagging commitment to morality and for making such a strategic strike against the Jihadis’ morale and operational efficiency, I’m left somewhat ambivalent. Yes, it’s good to prevent this particular Muslim predilection; yes, it’s good to to destroy the Muslims’ morale by freeing their sex slaves; but doing so comes with long-term consequences.

Every load of sperm some filthy Muslim spends inside a sheep, goat, or other farm animal is one that it didn’t spend inside something that could later squeeze out a new generation of these vermin that our children will have to fight against. Hence, I’m not sure if this was a wise idea. ;-)

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Lewinski’s Lament

Posted in Humor, Politics on October 21st, 2014

Damn! Time certainly flies. It seems like just yesterday that Monica was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, putting everything into her mouth, and now she is all grown up…into another whining, self-absorbed, responsibility-dodging, Liberal, attention whore.

Want to bet we will be the victims of a “leaked” Monica Lewinsky-Sandra Fluke lesbo sex tape soon? 8-O

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Loss Of Relevance

Posted in 2014 Election, Politics on October 21st, 2014

The axiom my be, “The bigger they are, the harder they fall,” but I’m more and more beginning this is a falsehood. Obama was and is a very small man and the boy’s fallen harder than most.

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Oh Gods! Obama Is Speaking Again

Last Sunday, October 19, 2014, Obama finally found a Democrat that would consent to let Obama campaign for him – his “brutha,” Lieutenant Governor Anthony Brown of Maryland, who is running for Governor against Larry Hogan. Apparently, racial solidarity trumped political science since most Democrat candidates have been very wary of appearing with Obama during their election races due to his plummeting popularity.

This may not have been a wise move of Brown’s part however. It seems that, once Obama started speaking, a steady stream of attendees started leaving the auditorium, apparently having no interest in hearing whatever it was that Obama was going to say.

ROFLMAO! And this was at a Democrat campaign rally! Obama’s loss of relevance, even among Democrats is as staggering as it is welcome.

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