School’s Started

School's Started
School’s Started

Just a reminder – at this point, school’s started just about everywhere in the US, which means schoolgirls in uniform, teachers, and librarians. 😛

Schoolgirls, Teachers, And Librarians – Oh My!

And yes, Gentlemen – and some of you ladies, though you’re at less risk of negative consequences – this is mostly a look but don’t touch situation. Never forget that while Ephebophilia is not a mental illness – Hell! Even Hebephilia isn’t really considered one – underage is still a fast track to a lengthy and uncomfortable prison stay.

But Oh! Even if one isn’t allowed to pick the flowers, one can still still enjoy the sight of those blossoms.

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Pumpkin Spice Spam

Pumpkin Spice Spam? Yeah, It's Real
Pumpkin Spice Spam? Yeah, It’s Real

Yes, it’s hard to believe – probably because most of us don’t want to believe it – but Pumpkin Spice Spam is real and will be available for purchase starting September 23, 2019. *shudder*

Yeah, I don’t get it either. All I can come up with is that Hormel decided that the Haole girls in Hawaii are an untapped market … Somehow, however, I do not think Chai-Hulud will approve.

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Silence Of The Sheep

Silence Of The Sheep
Silence Of The Sheep

Silence Of The Sheep aptly sums up the fact that almost none of the Left will ever speak out against the actual misbehavior of either other Leftists or those sorts that they consistently pander to- and enable.

But then, there is a limit to how much an American can rightly blame them for their sheepish silence. The Left, especially those flying the war banners of Social Justice, are even more sociopathic and cannibalistic than Hannibal Lecter. Hence, not signally total belief in- and acceptance of the Left’s manifesto is too dangerous for them.

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Because …

Because … Nope! I Got Nothing
Because … Nope! I Got Nothing

And here we have a cute Asian Softbody, half-dressed on the beach with her saxaphone because … I don’t have a clue. Given the look on her face, the model also has no clue what going on or why it is.

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Why Socialism? Blame Race!

Why Socialism? Blame Race!
Why Socialism? Blame Race!

If you’ve ever wondered why so many of the entitled, mis-raised Millennial Snowflakes have turned to Socialism, you might want to blame race or, rather, the Left’s rendition of racial politics. While perhaps counterintuitive, the SJWs’ ideas of “race relations” seems like a good bet for being a large part of why this has happened.

Understand two things: people in general are fairly self-centered and self-serving, with the Millennials being more than a bit more so; and the Left’s whole agenda when it comes to non-Whites is giving them Whites’ money. This simply means that these Millennials have been drawn to the only political-economic system that promises to give them money and give the non-Whites money.

It’s really just a way for them to get a piece of the pie that their side wants to give to others while not triggering an attack from the SJWs.

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