Alcohol Was Involved

Posted in Humor, Society on July 7th, 2015

Devon Staples In America it seems that no Spring or Summer holiday is quite complete without some fool killing himself through his own drunken stupidity. This just past Independence Day the requisite fool was Maine’s Devon Staples, who killed himself instantly when he tried to launch a firework mortar tube from the top of his head.

Yep! Sometimes, as in this case, the gene pool is self-cleaning.

And I just know that Staples gleefully shouted out something akin to, “Hey guys! Watch this!” right before triggering his pyrotechnic demise. 😆

For the Blue Bellies out there reading this, as a Southern man I can tell you that any variant of the call, “Hey guys! Watch this!” will trigger an instant and visceral reaction of Duck and Cover among those of us who would like to continue living. OK, OK! These days it probably triggers an instant and visceral reaction of Duck, Cover, and Get Out The Camera Phone, but you get what I mean.

But hey! Devon Staples, a dog walker and former Disney theme park cast member, has likely secured himself a lasting place in history…as a 2015 recipient of the Darwin Award.

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An American Black Babe

Posted in Society on July 6th, 2015

It’s a long-running and increasing problem that the African-Americans aka the “Black Community” not only aren’t in any meaningful way except legalisms Americans but are actively against and hateful towards our nation, whose borders they live within.

However, this is a matter of culture, not genetics.

An American Black Babe
An American Black Babe

As this cute, curvy American Black babe in NYC’s Times Square shows us all, there are some – hopefully a growing number – of Blacks who’ve chosen to “immigrate” to America and assimilate into our culture. 😉

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U.S. Immigration Made Easy

Celebrating The 4th!

Posted in Religion on July 4th, 2015

Happy Independence Day! It’s July 4th, the day of every year when Americans celebrate and have a lot of fun while titularly tipping their hats to both the birth of America as a nation and the ongoing expression of patriotism and love of- and for that nation and the culture it grew.

Sure, for most it’s nothing but a day off work and an excuse to party in the warm summer sun but that’s a good thing. We Americans still remember our history but we’ve outgrown the need to bitterly cling to the memories of the oppression and tyranny we suffered under British rule.

Celebrating The 4th of July!

So have some fun this holiday. It’s your privilege to do so and, like all group privileges, it was earned for you by those who came before you. And might I say that enjoying Anikka Albrite, Mia Malkova, and Gabriella Ford engaging in some flag waving is a good way to start. 😉

Oh, and if you want to see how their party progressed, you can check it out here (NSFW).

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