Sure, this is sarcastic humor, but it also sadly a likely alteration of our school children’s curricula. Admittedly, however, it’s highly unlikely that pole dancing will be included as a course in 2023. Now, by 2030, all bets are off unless Americans actually do something to protect our children from the real threats they face in what should be our schools.
And no, this part isn’t bullshit. While pole dancing isn’t currently in the Olympics – Break Dancing, however, is as of the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics – a number of people have and are working on getting in there. So, it’s perfectly natural for it to hit colleges and then high schools. 🙄