Reflections From a Murky Pond

OK, there’s no real doubt that Gov. Perry’s recent campaign commercial was needlessly hyperbolic. He was only wrong in the extremity of the situation though.

Which One Do You Think Will Be Suspended?

Given the levels of political correctness now demanded of the majority of students and the lawfare and paper terrorism engaged in by the Godless over any public expression of religiosity, the rather funny cartoon may well be prophetic.

‘Tis no skin off my nose though. I’m Pagan. Now, when they figure out that Blessed or Merry Yuletide are religious sayings as well, then we’ll have issues.

If you think I’m raving, I remind you that a North Carolina grade school recently suspended a none year-old for sexual harassment because someone overheard him tell another student that a teacher was cute. When that can happen, anything can.

Motherly advice and comfort has been the centerpiece for most American children’s upbringing since even before we were an independent nation. Father’s may have the role models and the protectors, but it was our mothers who mostly molded us with the love and advice.

Of course, mothers and their advice aren’t monolithic. Things vary from individual to individual…

Motherly Advice, It Changes from Mother To Mother

Pretty solid advice…if the bully can understand the inference and the kid can fight. Otherwise, it’s not so good.

Every crisis, catastrophy, or calamnity is also an opportunity and the discovery of the endemic support for baby raping and pedophiles at Penn State is no exception.

Thousands Sold A Penn State Student Union

The new knot caps for the faculty, student body, and alumni to wear are selling off the racks at a phenomonal rate in the wake of discovering Jerry Sandusky’s unoffocial but approved extracurricular activities.

And thousands of Penn State’s students have expressed a fondness for these new caps. An aerospace engineering student, Paul Howard is reported to have said:

Of course I love these caps. Of course I’ve bought several. I’m trying to show my support for Mr. Sandusky’s basic human right to sexual freedom and for the coaching staff’s support for casting aside archaic sexual mores.

Other Penn State students have suggested incorporating the caps into some sort of Occupy protest and/or donating boxes of the caps to The Second Mile.

It’s so good to see the faculty and students of Penn State finding a silver lining in their pedophilia cloud that didn’t contravene their principles.

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NOTE: The above post is sarcastic fiction, though names and places have not been changed so as to punish the guilty. The image, however, is real; somewhere out there the pedobear cap is being sold.