Just Blame Climate Change

Just Blame Climate Change
Just Blame Climate Change

Honestly, try it! It does seem to work. Any time there’s someone complaining about something and expecting you to do something about, just blame Climate Change. So very many of the sorts who tend to complain and escalate their complaints – yes, Karen is a Democrat – will accept that it’s because of Climate Change and redirect their anger elsewhere other than you.

All Climatology Is Woke Climatology
Because You Can Then Blame White People

And, with the intersectionality between Warmists and Wokesters, it essentially triggers their racism, shifting the problem to a systemic one caused by the existence of Whites. They’ll stop probably quickly bothering you and protest in the streets somewhere. 😉

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Anything Can Be Art

Anything Can Be Art... Except That!
Anything Can Be Art… Except That!

Lil Bobby found out the hard way that not everything is art in the eyes of modern art teachers. Lil Bobby also found out that the school had a zero tolerance policy and was almost brought up on Hate Crime charges. Fortunately, Lil Bobby chose at that moment to identify as a Black Lesbian Woman, resulting in charges immediately disappearing and “her’ being put in for an award. 😉

Currently, the Biden White House is considering adding Pankakke to the White House’s artworks as part of their push to include more BIPOC LGBTQ artworks.

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Disney's Redhead Day

Disney's Redhead Day
Disney’s Redhead Day Remake

Given Disney’s disdain for Whites and their slavish pandering to non-Whites, especially the Blacks, the above would be Disney’s iteration of Ireland’s Redhead Day Festival.

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Diversity Finally Achieved

Diversity Finally Achieved
Diversity Finally Achieved

A #Woke victory! Diversity finally achieved at great cost! The colonizers have been beaten back and driven away; Osgiliath’s population is now 100% Orcish. Of course, it was a short-lived victory and all the brave, Orcish freedom fighters became victims of Aragorn.

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Disney's Stolen Childhood

Disney's Stolen Childhood
Disney’s Stolen Childhood

Disney’s upcoming Greta Thunberg docudrama, Stolen Childhood, looks interesting. If nothing else, it’ll bolster Disney’s ECG score. 😉

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