And The Clinton Goes To…

Clinton Award
And The Clinton Goes To…

With all the allegations of rape, sexual assault, and sexual harassment – ranging from essentially proven to fantastic – they just might want to consider offering a sarcastic award for it. Then again, given the natures and proclivities of those groups that seem to be the epicenters of these behaviors, there might not be any sarcasm involved.

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Disease-Bearing Ticks

Disease-Bearing TicksDisease-Bearing Ticks

While vermin are vermin and need to dealt with, each variety carries and spreads its own brand of disease. It’s important to recognize this so that one can treat, quarantine, or cull the afflicted and trace the contagion back to the disease-bearing tick so that it can be eradicated.

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Progressive Triggering

Progressive TriggeringProgressive Triggering

The Liberals and Progressives may call it “Triggering” but it’s actually closer to “Detonating.” These mentally deranged failures are like unto a bunch of very poorly built and very unstable explosive munition. One slight shock to their systems and BOOM! they go off, praying spittle and vitriol over all and sundry.

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