Reflections From a Murky Pond

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Easter Is Here Again

Well, for the majority of people, it’s Easter again. So, here’s a friendly PSA: it’s a holiday based upon renewal and growth – Your God literally came back from the dead after fucking around with Hell in a Gen X worthy fashion – and, as such, the best and most faithful thing you can do this Easter is hunt some eggs.

NOTE: Ostara was back on the 19th and Mabon was the 22nd, so I would be ahead of you already if I was willing to father more children. And, as a follow-on note, I father children; I don’t just sire them… except in the rare-ish cases of being contracted to do so.

Oh yes! The Sons and Daughters of Man, if they and their children are ever to know peace, need the Ordo Hereticus. Only by firm action and resolute faith will Mankind survive this age of depravity and madness.

The cake is not a lie! The cake is the Truth, the Light, and the Way. Be afraid, Mortal. Be afraid.

Hilarious, but the Dems would actually be far, far, far more horrified to find Christian messaging, much less a reference to an ontological debate, in their children’s trick-or-treat haul than finding mind altering or psychotropic drugs, actual toxins, or razor blades or needles in them. In point of fact, they’d declaim the former as a hate crime… and their government would back that up as would their media.

Yeah, Muslims missed that whole “Coexist” memo… or they, as is normal for their breed, just couldn’t read it. But, on the brighter side, Man is beginning to understand that, if they won’t coexist, we don’t have to allow them to continue to exist at all. 😉