So, how does a man give nightmares to Muslims who are themselves cruel mockeries of human form created from the very stuff of nightmares?
Giving Muslims Nightmares: Bacon Grenades
That’s easy! The bacon grenade. After all, pineapples and bacon are a well-established pairing.
As a civilian alternative – most of us, after all, don’t have access to grenades – consider the use of the bacon-wrapped pipe bomb.
Simply follow the normal instructions for making a pipe bomb but, before you load the powder in it or place the fuse, wrap it tightly and completely in .18 gauge aluminum wire and then in bacon. Bake in the oven at 400° for 10 minutes, then allow to cool before loading the powder and fuse.