Feminist Safety Message

Feminist Safety Message
Feminist Safety Message
Choose The Right Tool For The Job

Each year, as what is still labeled as merely feminism “progresses” and degenerates, more and more females are living without access – willingly or femcel – to men’s penises and normative, heterosexual sexual congress. This has, in turn, led to the dramatic rise in female masturbation with various sex toys, a growing number of which are, of course, non-penetrative.

Well, because safety is important and people are stupid, choose the right tool for the job. Do not mistake your stick mixer for your Magic Wand! 😆


Hehe – the added bonus of this safety message is that are a subset of feministas who are so dead-set against ever listening to and “obeying” a man that they’ll likely run right out and choose the stick mixer just to rage against my “Patriarchy.”

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is simple a problem correcting itself. 👿


Enjoy! Just remember that safe sex applies to self-sex as well, especially when you’re horny, shitfaced from drinking that whole box of cheap wine alone, and bitter about not having and man and wanting one.

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Just Pottering Around

They’re They’re Just Pottering Around

Hey! No worries. No complaints. They’re just pottering around. 😉 And hey! It’s Pride Month, when a young femme’s mind turns to experimentation and diversity, at least for the duration of June. 😆

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LOL Food Porn!

Food Porn
Food Porn – So Rule 34

Oh yeah! This totally redefines food porn.

And just think, if the universe/multiverse is infinite and contains infinite possibilities, this is happening right now… somewhere. 😉

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All Those Burnt Suppers

All Those Burnt Suppers Might Be For Good Reasons

It’s a classical trope in America – probably across the Civilized World – that a young couple will spend at least their 1st year together eating poorly cooked, burnt suppers. But, while all tropes have a basis in fact, this one is probably extremely misunderstood and paints the wrong picture.

If the cooking is constantly interrupted by other activities, the quality of the food is going to suffer. 😆

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They're Teaching Our Kids

They’re Teaching Our Kids

Normal, right-thinking adults don’t try to introduce sex, sexuality, or sexual identification to young children. Normal, right-thinking adults know that there’s little no age-appropriate “sexual education” for children that young. On the other hand, perverts and predators do exactly that if given the chance to do so. So do sociopolitically motivated sorts who want to create a world more friendly to sexual deviancy and assault, and they’re teaching our kids right now.

This Is Sick And It’s Not OK

And this whole, growing phenomenon of drag queens having a story hours and teaching session with little kids? That’s sick. That’s not in any way OK! Not when the purpose is to introduce sex and sexual identity to very young children. And especially not when drag queens are the most extreme and poorest – quite often false – examples of the trans.

But, of course, the Left – though apparently and, if so, logically, not the queers therein – are all for it and want this sort of thing expanded upon and entrenched in our schools and. failing that, libraries.

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The real question, however, before American adults, most especially but not only parents, is what are we going to do about this. What are we going to do to protect the children of our communities from sexual predators and their enablers, but deliberate and merely misguided or uncaring?

To paraphrase Hillary and to turn her words against her sort, if it takes a village to raise a child, then it most certainly takes a village to defend them.

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