The Right Tools

While it’s true that a poor craftsman blames his tools, it’s also true that a good craftsman makes sure that he has the right tools for the job at hand.
 
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DeWalt’s AR-16D
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DeWalt’s AR-16D can drive a 16D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back and relax with a cold drink. When she has the board in the right place just fire away… With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to fix or build anything else.

And, of course, this is a power tool, not a firearm. Hence, the gun-grabbers can’t touch it…though it could touch them, and 16D nails laugh at kevlar. 😆

Now that’s the right tool for the job!

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The Gun Digest Book of Assault Weapons
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