Enjoy Easter Chocolates

Chocolate Eggs Are The Best Easter Sweet
Chocolate Eggs Are The Best Easter Sweet
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Gentlemen – and by that I mean my fellow White men, chocolate eggs are the best sort to hunt on Easter.

Remember To Enjoy Some Easter Chocolates

So, please remember to do your best to hunt up some chocolate eggs this Easter and give them the White cream filling they deserve. 😉

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Easter Is Here Again

Easter Is Here Again

Well, for the majority of people, it’s Easter again. So, here’s a friendly PSA: it’s a holiday based upon renewal and growth – Your God literally came back from the dead after fucking around with Hell in a Gen X worthy fashion – and, as such, the best and most faithful thing you can do this Easter is hunt some eggs.

NOTE: Ostara was back on the 19th and Mabon was the 22nd, so I would be ahead of you already if I was willing to father more children. And, as a follow-on note, I father children; I don’t just sire them… except in the rare-ish cases of being contracted to do so.

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Hot Cross Buns

Hot Cross Buns
Best Traditional Easter Treat – Hot Cross Buns

The best Easter treat is hot cross buns provided by one of your loving women. Even better when it’s the culmination of a three-day passion play, starting with her mortification and crucifixion. 👿

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Easter Bug Hunt?

Easter Bug Hunt?
Easter Bug Hunt?

Why Ridley Scott will never be allowed to be involved in an Easter Special. 😆

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Easter In 2023

Easter In 2023, As Always, It’s Egg Hunting Season

I really no longer care whether you call it Easter, Ostara, or Eostre. No matter whether you’re a Christian or one of the varieties of “Pagans” and/or “Heathens” in the West, it’s a Spring Holiday celebrating growth, rebirth, and fertility. So, go hunt some eggs!

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