Reflections From a Murky Pond

It’s Not Christmas yet! It’s not even Thanksgiving! It’s Not yet even Halloween! For Fuck’s sake, it’s not even October! Shut up about Christmas and put Mariah Carey back in her cage! 😆

Tags: America | Christmas | Christmas Creep | Halloween | Holidays | Humor

This entry was posted on Sunday, September 29th, 2024 at 9:34 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Yeah. Just in case any of you forgot the reason for this three-day weekend. And no; please don’t wish a vet a happy Memorial Day. 🙄 Just try to give a passing thought to the fact that Memorial Day is the most expensive holiday in America that none of us had to directly pay for.

But, in my opinion, keep it to a passing thought if you’re a pure civilian. Leave the rest to those of us in service now, us veterans, and the Dependents. Just have fun. It’s already been payed for.

Tags: America | Death | Holidays | Memorial Day | Society | US Military | Veterans

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 26th, 2024 at 9:03 am and is filed under Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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Easter Is Here Again

Well, for the majority of people, it’s Easter again. So, here’s a friendly PSA: it’s a holiday based upon renewal and growth – Your God literally came back from the dead after fucking around with Hell in a Gen X worthy fashion – and, as such, the best and most faithful thing you can do this Easter is hunt some eggs.

NOTE: Ostara was back on the 19th and Mabon was the 22nd, so I would be ahead of you already if I was willing to father more children. And, as a follow-on note, I father children; I don’t just sire them… except in the rare-ish cases of being contracted to do so.

Tags: Babes | Beauty | Breeding | Easter | Fertility | Holidays | Mabon | Ostara | Sex | Society

This entry was posted on Sunday, March 31st, 2024 at 5:30 am and is filed under Religion, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Tacky, Crass, and certainly cruel… but funny, albeit in a Twain-esque manner. And, such jokes are almost de rigueur, since Biden is best known for his cognitive decline. So, Best Holiday Wishes. 🙄

Tags: America | Biden | Dementia | Halloween | Holidays | Humor | Politics | Sarcasm | Senility | St | St. Patrick's Day

This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 at 7:28 am and is filed under Humor, Politics. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Duit! Or, in English, Happy St Patrick’s Day to you! Or, as me and mine have called it for decades, Amateur Drinkers Night… at least here in America. So, have fun. Drink responsibly – i.e., go ahead and get trashed, but don’t fecking drive. But, do feck wantonly. 😉

So Many Wanting Some Irish In Them

And, my deartháireacha an tuatha, remember that there’s many a cailín álainn wanting some Irish in them this night. Do your best for them and your ancestors to make their wishes come true.

And So Many Irish We Should Be Wanting To Be In

And, for the lot of us, Éireannach or not, do remember that the many mná na Éireann are celebrating St, Patty’s Day too. Any of us would be damned fools to not enjoy that fully. 😛

Tags: Babes | Beauty | Green | Holidays | Society | St. Patrick's Day

This entry was posted on Sunday, March 17th, 2024 at 6:00 am and is filed under Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.