McDonald’s Day!?!

McThreesome - for a limited time only
A McDonald’s Day Special

Yes, this is actually McDonald’s Day. 😮 National McDonald’s Day is celebrated on April 15 every year to commemorate the anniversary of the opening of the first McDonald’s franchise in Des Plaines, Illinois, on April 15, 1955.

And hey! In celebration – and to attract more business in these changing times – McDonald’s is, for a limited time, offering the McThreesome. 😆

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Dominoes’ New Delivery Model

Dominoes' New Delivery Model
Dominoes’ New Delivery Model
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With so many Democrat-controlled states raising the minimum wage for fast food workers to untenable levels, many places – especially pizza places – have or are in the process of laying off workers and outsourcing deliveries to 3rd-parties. So, I’d not be surprised if this sort of full-service delivery exists some place or soon will. 😉

And hey! Democrats on both coasts have been seriously flirting with legalizing prostitution, so this isn’t out of the realm of near-to-mid term possibility of being an open offer… possibly even being on the menu. 🙄

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KFC’s Taylor Swift Special

Taylor Swift Special
KFC’s Taylor Swift Special

From what I’ve heard, seen, and read, KFC has the right of it with their new Taylor Swift Special. 😆 But hey! In these degenerate, transphilic times, we’re all – and I assume especially her string of ex-boyfriends – just glad that it and she don’t include a penis.

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McDonald's Adult Happy Meal

McDonald's Adult Happy Meal
McDonald’s Adult Happy Meal

McDonald’s Happy Meals – not just for the kiddies anymore. 😉 Oh, and by the way, while not nearly as mouthwatering as this idea, McDonald’s is, for a limited time, really making Adult Happy Meals. to the delight of us and the exhausted horror of McD’s staff.

Now, personally, I prefer the idea above. It’s about time that Happy Meals included a “golden delicious pie.” 😉

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Wendy's Goes Green

Wendy's Goes Green
Wendy’s Goes Green

It seems that Wendy’s has gone green in an effort to differentiate itself from it competitors and to pander to Liberals and Progressives. 😉

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