Most Men Love…

Most Men Love Women In Camouflage
Most Men Love Women In Camouflage

Now, of course, when I use the terms, “Most” and “All” I mean straight men, not the small minority of male, strict homosexuals or the poor bois who would be intimidated or even triggered by a woman in camo. Still, with that caveat in mind, and including bisexuals of both genders as well, most of love a woman in camo, but statistically we all love women with nice tits.

Ladies, Remember That “Nice” Covers A Lot Of Territory

That’s right, ladies! Not only do most men love a woman in camouflage – often for reasons that have exactly nothing to do with your body’s looks – our definition of “nice tits” is very, very broad and more than a little idiosyncratic – and situational!. Nor do we much or strongly care why we’re getting to view them. All we really care about is that we do get to do so. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Ignorance Is Bliss

Ignorance Is Bliss
Ignorance Is Bliss

Gentleman, as the Wise, weeping into their wine will tell you, ignorance is bliss. Seek not for answers that the Sons of Man were never meant to know.

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Random Acts Of Beauty 6

Random Acts Of Beauty

Just another in a series of attempts to lighten up what is normally a dark place โ€“ some random acts of beauty that might leaven Reflections From A Murky Pond and elevate our collective moods.

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What Men Prefer

Men Prefer Blowjobs
What Men Prefer

It’s a common question by- and point contention between women. Do men prefer big boobs or small boobs. It’s also more than a bit nonsensical since even gay men like boobs.

Yes, Most Of Us Like Big Boobs

It’s simple truth that the vast majority of men like big boobs. And, by and large, we don’t care whether those boobs are wholly real or artificially augmented, though various studies indicate that the majority of us prefer boobs that look reasonably natural. Again though, these are preferences, not hard, binary toggles of like vs. dislike.

But Most Of Us Also Like Small Boobs

Yeah, some of us men actually prefer small boobs, and very few of who prefer larger ones will turn down smaller ones. Small boobs may not have a lot going for them but most men think what they do have going for them goes a long, long way. Hence, we like small boobs too.

Blowjob Lips
But Our Preference Is Simple

But, at the end of the day – and/or the beginning, or any time(s) between – in the controversy between big boobs and small boobs, men prefer blowjobs. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Or pussy. Or Ass. Pretty much any sex act – or, for many men, any form of physically demonstrated affection – will win out over a woman’s boob size.

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Biblical Proportions

Seek Thou One Of Biblical Proportions And Cleave Unto Her

I’m very much not any form of Christian, despite having extensively studied their holy works and related texts in various languages, including the original ones in some, mostly New Testament cases. Still, the Bible does hold a lot of wisdom in it, much of which is either directly applicably to today or can be extrapolated to fit with today’s world (If, in many cases, one gets past both accidental and deliberate mistranslations).

A perfect case in point being the entirety of Proverbs, especially Proverbs 5, and most especially Proverbs 5:19:

Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

— Proverbs 5:19 KJV

See? This is why, despite being truly theologically, cosmologically, and ontologically opposed to the basic premises underlying Christians’ faith – a single, omniscient, omnipotent God who both made Creation and is Benevolent, I have a respect and fondness for the Bible, especially the Old Testament. The Bible, again especially the Old Testament, sets forth a lot of ways for people to live “rightly” and fairly well, and in those chapters, it includes nuggets of applicable wisdom on how to do so instead of just saying go forth and do this or go forth and don’t do this.

The entirety of Proverbs 5 can be summed up as an admonition to young men to not be promiscuous manwhores, dawgs, or players, but, instead, to find a good woman and stay with her. Then, in verse 19, it gives practical advice on what sort of woman to choose so that a man can better and more easily abide by the stricture. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Carry on, be thee wayward or steadfast,
— jonolan, DTh, DD, MLang

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