Great Granny Panties

Great Granny Panties
Great Granny Panties

Here’s an odd bit of humor. I’m still occasionally hearing the term, Granny Panties. But that’s a bit of – actually more than a bit of – a misnomer. Nowadays, those aren’t granny panties; they’re great-granny panties or even great-great-granny panties. 😛

Yeah, just to make the point clear, thongs started in the 1970s as swimsuits and became popular in the 1980s as underwear. Hence, it was younger Boomers and Gen X that first adopted them. So, for the younger generations, granny panties look more like this:

Actual Granny Panties
Actual Granny Panties

That’s right, Kiddos. Your grandmothers wore french cuts, brazilians, and thongs as a normal thing. She didn’t wear what are still called granny panties except on rare occasions. 😆

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Gotta Love Bikini Bottoms

You Gotta Love Bikini Bottoms

Really! You gotta love bikini bottoms too. Even if you’re an avowed breast man – or some variety of woman – failing to properly appreciate a barely bikini-clad ass is just wrong. You need to look at the whole picture. 😉

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Heaven's Backdoor

I Care Not For The Pearly Gates. I'll Go Through Heaven's Backdoor
Forget The Pearly Gates. I’ll Go Through Heaven’s Backdoor

As one of what are normally lumped together as Pagans – and a priest thereof to boot – and as a man who’s done many things that go directly against the words – and seemingly Word – of Christ that I will never repent for, there’s very, very, very little chance I’ll ever be passing through the Pearly Gates… well, not unless I’m part of- or leading an Infernal army of some sort. That’s OK with me. If the Christians – or Abrahamics in general – are right, I’m never passing through the gates into heaven.

Still doesn’t mean I’m not going to take the path less traveled and go in Heaven’s backdoor. 😆

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Hot Cross Buns

Hot Cross Buns
Best Traditional Easter Treat – Hot Cross Buns

The best Easter treat is hot cross buns provided by one of your loving women. Even better when it’s the culmination of a three-day passion play, starting with her mortification and crucifixion. 👿

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The Tao Of Pooh

The Tao Of Pooh - Pooh Knows What Makes The World Go 'round
The Tao Of Pooh

Pooh always possessed and presented a deep and profound wisdom when it came to the world. Sometimes this is more obvious than others. 😉

What Makes The World Go ‘Round

Yes, it’s quite true. Pooh knows the way of the world. One need only accept his kind wisdom in order to find a true path through life.

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