Why Shari’a Is So Wrong

Posted in Beer, Food & Drink, Humor, Religion, Society on August 31st, 2014

OK, as all of Mankind knows, there is no value to be found in the Muslims’ attempt at law, Shari’a. Let’s make it quite clear though as to why that is.

Why Shari'a Is So Wrong
Why Shari’a Is So Wrong

Bacon, beer, babes – the American trifecta of pleasure and greatness. :-P

As for any Muslims that may be offended by bacon, beer, and/or scantily-clad babes, let them keep silent about their feelings of being offended or be slaughtered like the vermin that they and their breed are.

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Giving Muslims Nightmares

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Religion, Society on August 28th, 2014

So, how does a man give nightmares to Muslims who are themselves cruel mockeries of human form created from the very stuff of nightmares?

Bacon Grenade
Giving Muslims Nightmares: Bacon Grenades

That’s easy! The bacon grenade. After all, pineapples and bacon are a well-established pairing.

As a civilian alternative – most of us, after all, don’t have access to grenades – consider the use of the bacon-wrapped pipe bomb.

Simply follow the normal instructions for making a pipe bomb but, before you load the powder in it or place the fuse, wrap it tightly and completely in .18 gauge aluminum wire and then in bacon. Bake in the oven at 400° for 10 minutes, then allow to cool before loading the powder and fuse. ;-)

Mmmmmm….Bacon.

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Goatse – Muslim Style

Posted in Humor, Religion on August 28th, 2014

Just when you thought that the soldiers in the IDF had enough horrors to witness Hamas finds a new atrocity to inflict upon them…without even trying or being other than what they are…

Hamas Fighters Enjoying A Goat

What has been seen cannot be unseen so, perhaps, this is a new Muslim terror weapon.

Of course none of us, especially the IDF, should be surprised that the Muslims of Hamas engage in bestiality. They’re, after all, Islamists who adhere to and accept no other law than Shari’a – and Shari’a has no prohibition against bestiality. It’s an accepted if not truly condoned part of Muslim life.

You see the Qur’an says exactly nothing about – for or against – bestiality. Nor do those hadith which are considered Ṣaḥīḥ or Ḥasan, i.e., authoritative sources akin to the Christians’ Gospels. In fact the only mention of bestiality within the sources for Shari’a are found within the Sunnah Abu-Dawud collection, which are considered Ḍaʻīf, i.e., weak and/or non-authoritative, somewhat akin to the Christians’ Apocrypha or Pseudepigrapha – and even those passages directly contradict each other.

The Prophet (PBUH) said: If anyone has sexual intercourse with an animal, kill him and kill it along with him. I (Ikrimah) said: I asked him (Ibn Abbas): What offense can be attributed to the animal/ He replied: I think he (the Prophet) disapproved of its flesh being eaten when such a thing had been done to it.

– Abu Dawud 38:4449

There is no prescribed punishment for one who has sexual intercourse with an animal.

– Abu Dawud 38:4450

It has to make you wonder if one of the Palestinians’ major reasons for demanding the blockade of Gaza be ended is so that they can get their magazine subscriptions like the Taliban do.

Playgoat Magazine
Playgoat Magazine – Porn For Muslims

A lot of Muslims are into kiddie porn as well. Again, this has to be expected since there’s no minimum age of consent under Shari’a.

NOTE: The ragheaded goatfuckers that Man has been foolish enough to continue to allow to live within the Civilized World really don’t like the video and have been trying to get YouTube to pull it and ban the people uploading it. Hence, if the video in this post becomes broken, contact me and I’ll replace it with a self-hosted version.

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