Bikini Interlude 47

Bikini Interlude – Wildkinis

Yes; I will make no bones about it. I am this old. I grew up watching the television releases of the “Beach Party” movies featuring Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon, including what is officially the 6th of 7 movies in the series, How to Stuff a Wild Bikini. However, being that last to feature Ms. Funicello and Mr. Avalon, I consider it the swan song of the series.

Still, those halcyon days may be long over, but Wildkinis are still around and still well-stuffed; so there’s that going for us all.

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Bikini Interlude 46

Bikini Interlude – A Sansakini Edition

OK! We all love bikinis, especially the minimalist ones, but sometimes you just need to go without. 😉 Hence, this sans-a-kini bikini interlude.

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Bikini Interlude 45

Bikini Interlude – Poolside Edition

Just a friendly reminder that poolside is also a great venue for bikinis, especially if you’re lucky enough to have your own pool.

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I’m Offended!

I'm Offended! Take Off Those Flags!
I’m Offended! Take Off Those Flags!

That’s right! We all “know” that wearing the Confederate flagor any clothing associated with The South or America’s rural culture – is racist and hate-filled. Or really, just anything celebrating Whites’ beauty or culture is going to run afoul of the SJWs and their #CancelCulture of racism, hate, and oikophobia.

Still, even a broken clock is right twice a day – or once, if it follows military time 😉 – and, in this instance, I heartily and happily agree with our frothing and gnashing Social Justice Warriors; those sweet, Southern babes should take off thos Confederate flag bikinis.

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Warning To Swimmers

Warning - Fake Tits Don't FLoat
Warning To Swimmers

Since I post bikini babe pics quite often, I’ve decided to be a responsible blogger and provide this PSA.

Your aftermarket breasts, eye-catching and delightful as they may be, are not flotation devices! They will not make you buoyant. They are not a suitable alternative to a life vest.

Breast implants, even those placed above the muscles of the chest, are not capable of making a person float. This is true for all types of breast implants, regardless of size, shape, filling, or density.

They may, however, in the event of drowning, decrease the response time of rescue personnel and increase your likelihood of survival, primarily due their drawing and keeping the attention of potential rescuers. 😛

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