That’s right! We all “know” that wearing the Confederate flag – or any clothing associated with The South or America’s rural culture – is racist and hate-filled. Or really, just anything celebrating Whites’ beauty or culture is going to run afoul of the SJWs and their #CancelCulture of racism, hate, and oikophobia.
Still, even a broken clock is right twice a day – or once, if it follows military time 😉 – and, in this instance, I heartily and happily agree with our frothing and gnashing Social Justice Warriors; those sweet, Southern babes should take off thos Confederate flag bikinis.
Since I post bikini babe pics quite often, I’ve decided to be a responsible blogger and provide this PSA.
Your aftermarket breasts, eye-catching and delightful as they may be, are not flotation devices! They will not make you buoyant. They are not a suitable alternative to a life vest.
Breast implants, even those placed above the muscles of the chest, are not capable of making a person float. This is true for all types of breast implants, regardless of size, shape, filling, or density.
They may, however, in the event of drowning, decrease the response time of rescue personnel and increase your likelihood of survival, primarily due their drawing and keeping the attention of potential rescuers. 😛