The 24/7 News Cycle

News Cycle
The 24/7 News Cycle

Yep! That just about perfectly sums up the subpar behavior and intellectual development of the Lamestream Enemedia and those sorts who get their fiction fix from it. 🙄

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Hair Trigger TURDS

Conway Triggers Liberals - Hair Trigger TURDSHair Trigger TURDS Set Off By Conway

Yes, it seems that Kellyanne Conway has triggered the TURD sufferers (TURDS) by daring to kneel on a couch in the oval office to check her smartphone while taking pictures of a meeting between President Trump and visitors from America’s historically black colleges and universities (HBCUs). Of course, those who suffer from TURD have hair triggers.

We must understand, however, that it is not specifically Mrs. Conway kneeling on a piece of furniture that triggered the current paroxysm of apoplexy in Liberals and Progressives. It is that President Trump or in this case someone closely associated with the President did something. That is enough to set off their hair triggers.

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The TURD Epidemic

HHS LogoMental disease is a horrific thing, both for those that suffer from it and for those that must suffer the afflicted, and certain forms of these derangements have grown in rate of occurrence to epidemic levels.

It goes beyond what public health agencies can deal with along. Each and every one of needs to be on the look out for the mentally ill, lest they become a clear and present danger to themselves and/or others.

Do you know someone suffering from Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)? Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.

Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit extremely pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of childlike rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying.

Sufferers of TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

  • Liberal Mindset
  • Identifying as a Feminist
  • Currently enrolled in college, and/or possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
  • Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
  • Massive student debt
  • Spotty or non-existent work history

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment and stage interventions or report them to proper authorities if their disease has progressed past the point where they can voluntarily accept treatment. Together we can beat this scourge.

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