Reflections From a Murky Pond

I love and laugh at this, though I’m fully cognizant of how few people will understand why I find this funny, or why in the world I titled it “Vintage Japanese Prison Porn.”

So, let me explicate…

Why Vintage Japanese Prison Porn

• The art style is a fusion of Western Cartoon and Japanese Ukiyo-e, which also influenced Western art;
• She’s obviously a high-ranking Yakuza, probably an oyabun, given her level of tattooing;
• The origin of Yakuzas’ tattooing is from 17th-19th Centuries Japanese practice of irezumi kei (tattoo penalty), where criminals were tattooed as part of their punishment;
• She’s tied up Shibari or Kinabku style – you pendants can argue about which term is right – which was derived from Hojōjutsu, a method of restraining, torturing, and displaying prisoners in feudal Japan.

So, there you have it – why my humor and snark was engaged by this image and why I’ve titled it here as “Vintage Japanese Prison Porn.” 😉

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This entry was posted on Monday, May 13th, 2024 at 10:57 am and is filed under Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Yeah, I really, really, really don’t think Pornhub thought through how the bees might feel about either frank or erotic talk about their feeding habits. 😆

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This entry was posted on Monday, September 4th, 2023 at 9:00 am and is filed under Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

So, apisexuals? Melliferus pornography? Not quite. But, Pornhub has opened a new channel, Beesexual, to save the bees, specifically the many varieties of Apis mellifera. It’s the sweetest “porn” ever! 😆

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This entry was posted on Thursday, August 10th, 2023 at 9:57 am and is filed under Animals, Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

See? All it takes to turn smut into art is to make it black and white. 😆 It’s like that, at least where photography is concerned. You just have to desaturate your porn and it becomes artistic. Play with the focus, sharpness, and contrast, and it could even end up in a gallery. 😉

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This entry was posted on Monday, May 15th, 2023 at 9:30 am and is filed under Art, Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Oh yeah! This totally redefines food porn.

And just think, if the universe/multiverse is infinite and contains infinite possibilities, this is happening right now… somewhere. 😉

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This entry was posted on Sunday, June 12th, 2022 at 8:03 am and is filed under Food & Drink, Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.