Yeah, It's Weird

Yeah, It's Weird - Bee Porn TMI
Yeah, It’s Weird – Bee Porn TMI

Yeah, I really, really, really don’t think Pornhub thought through how the bees might feel about either frank or erotic talk about their feeding habits. 😆

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Beesexual

Beesexual - Save The Bees With Porn
Beesexual – Save The Bees With Porn

So, apisexuals? Melliferus pornography? Not quite. But, Pornhub has opened a new channel, Beesexual, to save the bees, specifically the many varieties of Apis mellifera. It’s the sweetest “porn” ever! 😆

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And Now It's Art

And Now It's Art
And Now It’s Art

See? All it takes to turn smut into art is to make it black and white. 😆 It’s like that, at least where photography is concerned. You just have to desaturate your porn and it becomes artistic. Play with the focus, sharpness, and contrast, and it could even end up in a gallery. 😉

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LOL Food Porn!

Food Porn
Food Porn – So Rule 34

Oh yeah! This totally redefines food porn.

And just think, if the universe/multiverse is infinite and contains infinite possibilities, this is happening right now… somewhere. 😉

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SWF4MM

Single White Female Seeks Mormon Man (SWF4MM)
Single White Female Seeks Mormon Man (SWF4MM)

ROFLMAO! Yeah, this might be too obscure for the mass market. Just lookup Mormon Porn or Bubble Porn.

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