Goth Girlfriends Then & Now

Goth Girlfriends Then & Now
Goth Girlfriends Then & Now

Times change, morality changes, all things follow the entropic curve, save those which we defend with all we have. And this is most true of goth girlfriends and our relationships with them. 👿

A Goth Girlfriend Then (4th Century AD)

Oh yeah! In the 4th Century AD the Lord would have certainly forsaken any Roman man with a Goth – Visigoth in this case – girlfriend. And having one was kinky, actually very taboo, in and of itself, especially since marriage between him and her would be a crime punishable by death (Soraci, 1964) after 371 AD.

Goth Girlfriends Now

These days, both Goth girls and what is and isn’t kinky are a lot different than back in the days of the twilight of the Roman Empire. Still, that doesn’t in any way mean you should be confident that you haven’t given the Lord just cause to forsake you.

Disclaimer & Advice: My somewhat out of date but not inconsequential experience with Goth girls lends a fair amount of evidence and weight to the hypothesis that they’re not significantly more kinky during sex than most other women. Hence, depending upon what you’re looking for and to what extent your projecting your own fetishes, you might be disappointed. 😉

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Dems' 2022 Dating Woes

Dems' 2022 Dating Woes
Dems’ 2022 Dating Woes

The Dems’ 2022 dating woes just keep getting worse. And that’s got to be bad for them since they were already pretty much failing at sex. For them, Netflix and Chill just keeps getting more and more difficult and more fraught with more and more problems, and that’s if they can figure out who to have sex with. 😆

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Food Shortages

Food Shortages Are Not Surprising
Food Shortages Are Not Surprising

With the growing food shortages – honestly, still not a problem I’ve personally noticed beyond a certain level of mild inconvenience – I wonder if Biden and Co. are proud of themselves for their part in the economic collapse of America under their attempt to rule.

On The Bright Side, What Was Bothersome Is Now Smart

But, it’s not all ill winds blowing misery across our beleaguered-from-within land. With inflation, fuel crunches, and the rising and expanding food shortages, what was long-running series of bad jokes, worse memes, and bothersome and creepy attempts at meeting women is now approaching being a smart idea for men and women.

Despite what certain sorts of females and their titularly male enablers will tell you, women do appreciate and are attracted to men with money. And now, being able to fill a grocery cart and pay for it is swiftly becoming a sign of wealth and the willingness to spend it. Hence, grocery stores are now actually becoming a place to pick up women. 😆

But, all joking aside, it’s getting bad. And, you know that there are a bunch of Millennials feeling food insecurity because their local grocery store or boutique market hasn’t had their Divina martini olives in stock in weeks! And that’s how riots start… or, at least, angry Twitter #hashtags. 👿

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SWF Seeks MMM

SWF Seeks MMM
Single White Female Seeks Married Mormon Man
SWF Seeks MMM

Single White Female Seeks Married Mormon Man

She wishes to fulfill the role of Second or later Wife. Very open to having as many children as wanted. Competent at most housework. Works and plays very well with others. 😉

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Always Check Out Her Mom

Always Checkout Her Mom
Always Checkout Her Mom
When Dating, Always Check Out Her Mom

PRO TIP: Young men, take heed of the advice of an old man who’s been dating/married longer than you, and possibly your fathers, have been alive. When dating a girl – and I mean dating, not just hooking up – always check out her mom, because it’s very likely she’s going to turn into her. 😉

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