Beer, Pretzels, and Boobs

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Time To Enjoy Beer, Pretzels, and Boobs
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We’re winding up this year’s Octoberfest. It’s time to enjoy some beer, pretzels, and boobs while you still can.

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How I Learned To Love

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How I Learned To Love The Virus… And Canoe Beer

And that is how I learned to love the virus – one which will be with us forever – and “canoe beer.” See? If you tilt your head and squint, you make something good out of almost anything.

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Wife Her Up!

Fetish Friday (FF)… 🙂

Wife Her Up!

Gentlemen – and a few of you ladies – take my advice in this. If you see a woman like this, wife her up. Put. A. Ring. On. That!

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Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest

Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest - Bier Und Unzucht!
Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest – Bier Und Unzucht!
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It’s Oktoberfest and there’s still time to celebrate Germany’s finest holiday and one of their greatest gifts to the Civilized World. Just, celebrate it right! 😆

Oh, and pro-tip: Gentlemen, moderate your beer-drinking a bit because bierschwanz is the enemy of unzucht.

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Kellnerinnen Are Proof

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Kellnerinnen Are Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy
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Personally, I’d say that it’s quite obvious that die Kellnerinnen (Waitresses) of the Biergärten (Beer Gardens, i.e., bars) are not evidence, but proof, that God wants us to be happy … and wants us to propagate. 😉

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