Reflections From a Murky Pond

OK, as all of Mankind knows, there is no value to be found in the Muslims’ attempt at law, Shari’a. Let’s make it quite clear though as to why that is.

Why Shari’a Is So Wrong

Bacon, beer, babes – the American trifecta of pleasure and greatness. 😛

As for any Muslims that may be offended by bacon, beer, and/or scantily-clad babes, let them keep silent about their feelings of being offended or be slaughtered like the vermin that they and their breed are.

Tags: America | Babes | Bacon | Beer | Humor | Islam | Muslims | Religion | Sarcasm | Shari'a | Society | Vermin

This entry was posted on Sunday, August 31st, 2014 at 10:34 am and is filed under Beer, Food & Drink, Humor, Religion, Society. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

OK. You got friends and, having them, you like to go drinking with them. After all drinking buddies are a good thing. They make the evening’s bacchanalia a lot more convivial. And you can normally count of them to have some idead of what to do aside from just drinking…
 

 
You should, however, probably remember that just because your drinking buddies have given you advice doesn’t mean you have to take it.

Then again, in this age of smartphones and YouTube, talking the advice of your drinking buddies might be your ticket to fame. 😛

Tags: Beer | Food & Drink | Humor | Liquor | Society | Stupidity | Wine

This entry was posted on Saturday, January 11th, 2014 at 9:41 am and is filed under Food & Drink, Humor, Society. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

The Dawn Of Truth – Coffee Then Beer

The Truth comes with the dawn, which is why mornings are so bloody difficult to deal with. But I give thanks and praise unto the Gods that they granted us coffee. Many days it’s the only thing that keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink beer.

Tags: Beer | Coffee | Cultural Mores | Food & Drink | Humor | Life | Society

This entry was posted on Friday, August 2nd, 2013 at 5:48 am and is filed under Beer, Coffee & Tea, Humor. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

In America the federal government demands that warning labels be put on all beers. These labels warn of the potential hazards that drinking too much beer can cause and were forced upon breweries by the The Alcoholic Beverage Labeling Act (ABLA)

GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, WOMEN SHOULD NOT DRINK ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES DURING PREGNANCY BECAUSE OF THE RISK OF BIRTH DEFECTS. (2) CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IMPAIRS YOUR ABILITY TO DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY, AND MAY CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS.

The required warning makes it very clear to everyone exactly what the US government is concerned about.

Before & After – Gentlemen Beware

The Rinkuškiai Brewery in the Biržai region of Lithuania, while not required by their government to put such warning labels on the beers, chose to provide very practical warnings anyway on bottles of their Beers.

I don’t know about you, but I think that Rinkuškiai’s warning looks to carry a lot more weight with drinkers than what the US government requires. 😉

Gentlemen, drink responsibly or you may face some ugly consequences.

Tags: America | Beauty | Beer | Dating | Food & Drink | Humor | Lithuania | Regret | Rinkuškiai | Sex

This entry was posted on Saturday, December 24th, 2011 at 10:43 am and is filed under Beer, Humor. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

In days not so long gone by Obama has showed an interest in holding beer summits, presumably to foster the idea that he’s one of the people instead of a Ivy League educated “1%’er” with little or no connection with- or understanding of we, the People.

In itself that’s no problem; Presidents are rarely from the masses. If Obama plans to revisit this campaign tactic though, it’s going to take reworking similar to his wealth redistribution campaign plank and the Obama Girl.

Obama leads a charmed life though and, thanks to the Lagunitas Brewing Company, there’s the perfect beer for his next iteration of a beer summit – Wilco Tango Foxtrot.

Like Obama, WTF is rich and brown, but carries a harsh, bitter bite that is not normal in an American product. In the beer’s case it comes from Californian hops sensibilities

It’s noteworthy and apropos that Wilco Tango Foxtrot was supposed to be named “2010 Recovery Ale” but they said, “It’s 2011 and it STILL doesn’t look like we’ll be there anytime soon.”

If you can still afford it and tolerate the bite, hoist a glass of WTF in Obama’s “honor.” 😉

Tags: 2012 Elections | America | Beer | Economy | Employment | Food & Drink | Humor | Jobs | Lagunitas | Obama | Politics | Unemployment

This entry was posted on Friday, November 18th, 2011 at 10:27 am and is filed under 2012 Election, Beer, Humor, Politics. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.