How I Learned To Love

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How I Learned To Love The Virus… And Canoe Beer

And that is how I learned to love the virus – one which will be with us forever – and “canoe beer.” See? If you tilt your head and squint, you make something good out of almost anything.

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Wife Her Up!

Fetish Friday (FF)… ๐Ÿ™‚

Wife Her Up!

Gentlemen – and a few of you ladies – take my advice in this. If you see a woman like this, wife her up. Put. A. Ring. On. That!

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Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest

Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest - Bier Und Unzucht!
Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest – Bier Und Unzucht!
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It’s Oktoberfest and there’s still time to celebrate Germany’s finest holiday and one of their greatest gifts to the Civilized World. Just, celebrate it right! ๐Ÿ˜†

Oh, and pro-tip: Gentlemen, moderate your beer-drinking a bit because bierschwanz is the enemy of unzucht.

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Kellnerinnen Are Proof

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Kellnerinnen Are Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy
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Personally, I’d say that it’s quite obvious that die Kellnerinnen (Waitresses) of the Biergรƒยคrten (Beer Gardens, i.e., bars) are not evidence, but proof, that God wants us to be happy … and wants us to propagate. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Beer, Wine, And Blood

Beer, Wine, And Blood

In Vino Veritas.
In Cervisiam Robur
In Sanguis Fidem.

Three fluids and three separate traits that they bear and provide. In wine there is truth; in beer there is strength; and in blood there is fidelity.

For myself, I say that the third, blood, and the fidelity it brings is the most important of the three. Any truth can be silenced and any strength overcome by treachery. Hence, the fidelity of blood, either that shared or that shed together is greatest.

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