Learn German!

Learn German! It's Easier Than You Think
Learn German!

Learn German! It’s fairly easy as languages go, especially for those of us with English as first language. And yes! Schild + Krรถte = Turtle. ๐Ÿ˜† A whole lot of words in German are just concatenations of two or more – sometimes far, far more – words.

C’mon! Shield Toads are Turtles! How can you not want to learn German after knowing that!?! ๐Ÿ˜†

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Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest

Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest - Bier Und Unzucht!
Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest – Bier Und Unzucht!
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It’s Oktoberfest and there’s still time to celebrate Germany’s finest holiday and one of their greatest gifts to the Civilized World. Just, celebrate it right! ๐Ÿ˜†

Oh, and pro-tip: Gentlemen, moderate your beer-drinking a bit because bierschwanz is the enemy of unzucht.

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Kellnerinnen Are Proof

die Kellnerin
Kellnerinnen Are Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy
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Personally, I’d say that it’s quite obvious that die Kellnerinnen (Waitresses) of the Biergรƒยคrten (Beer Gardens, i.e., bars) are not evidence, but proof, that God wants us to be happy … and wants us to propagate. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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German Safety Message

German Safety Message

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German Efficiency

German Efficiency Explained
German Efficiency Explained

The efficiency and resultant alacrity that was displayed by the German government’s handling of their Coronavirus subsidies for individuals was really impressive. It was also very easily explained by their own history. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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