It Was The Russians
I recently wrote about how America’s domestic enemies’ quest to find some evidence of Russia and President Trump was the equivalent of searching for any or all of more famous cryptids. That, while accurate, might not have been perfectly on point.
Their behavior is actually closer to that of those who search for extraterrestrials on Earth. After all, they’re certainly as butt-hurt as anyone who anal probed by aliens and dumped in some field somewhere. 😉