Safe And Secure Now!

Yes, Finally! Our Elections Are Safe And Secure!
Yes, Finally! Our Elections Are Safe And Secure!

Yes, after years of incessant accusations, lamentations, and general Histrionical screeds from the Democrats that the Russians “meddled” in our elections, they’ve finally declared that America’s election process is safe and secure. šŸ™„

I would describe this as “results-based” security practices. If the Democrats don’t get the election results that they want, it’s due to foreign malfeasance and Republicans colluding with those foreign powers. If, however, the Democrats get the results that they do want, then the elections were safe and secure, and any complaints to the contrary are a “threat to democracy.”

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Use Liberally

Use Liberally
Use Liberally

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Brace Yourselves, Folks!

Brace Yourselves, Folks!
Brace Yourselves, Folks!

Brace yourselves, Folks! Our President is about to pull the pacifier out of the maw of the fat, misborn, mongrel bastard that is the the Democrats’ propaganda corps aka the Lamestream Media aka Fake News aka the MSM again. Of course, this could be any given day since they, like so many pampered brats, refuse to wake up from their twisted dreams of collusion, obstruction, and the forcible removal of our duly and lawfully elected President of these, Our United States of America.

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Drunk On Tainted Hooch

Dems drunk on Collusion hooch
Drunk On Tainted Hooch

MD 20/20, Ripple, and Thunderbird have got nothing on Collusion when it comes to utterly messing up people or, in this case, Democrats and Likely Democrat Voters. That shit is cheap, strong, and nasty.

Honestly, watching these drunken derelicts shuffle and stumble around while alternating between incoherent mumblings and deranged shouting about “clear evidence” and impeachment would be funny if they in their stupor weren’t a clear and present danger to the present and future of Americans’ nation and People.

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Don’t Rush To Judgment

Don't Rush To Judgment! We Need Celebrity Analyses First
Don’t Rush To Judgment! We Need Celebrity Analyses First

That about sums up the Left’s pop-culture position upon the Mueller Report. They’re waiting until their Hierophants, e.g., Alysso Milano and/or Robert De Niro, can analyze it, interpret its “real” meanings, and tell them what to think and who to blame.

Celebrity Opinions?

Of course, the American people have a quite different opinion of the nature and value of both Hollywood celebrities and their opinion. If possible, they and their positions are worth even less than their co-conspirators in the Lamestream Media.

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