It’s truly ironic, though not as surprising as one would hope, that just about everything the Dems feared would happen under President Trump has actually happened since Joe “Bad Hands” Biden was installed as POTUS through their fanatical efforts.
On the truly bright side though, in 2024 we could make their worst fears come true by reelecting President Trump to office. 😉
Ladies, Gentlemen, and the Sorts who vote Democrat, this is your President. This is the man at the helm of the great ship of America, tasked with steering her through troubled waters. This is the Leader of the Free World and the living banner of our nation, who we are judged by in the eyes, hears, and minds of the peoples of Earth.
Funny, sarcastic, and a statement that rings true to a large plurality (33 – 40% at this time) of the US populace and admitted to being plausible by another, smaller number of us to this day. Of course, in actuality, those numbers may be quite a bit higher. Many of the sorts that voted for Biden might well believe as well that he didn’t legitimately win the 2020 election. They just don’t care as long as President Trump was ousted.
Yeah, whenever I see, hear, or read about Creepy Uncle “Bad Touch” Biden being the POTUS, I’m reminded of the following bit of sarcastic rural wisdom/humor:
Recently, an old rancher was talking about politics with a young man from the city. He compared Biden to a “post turtle.” Of course, the young urbanite doesn’t understand this and asked the old rancher what a post turtle is.
The old man said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle. You know he didn’t get up there by himself. He doesn’t belong there; you wonder who put him there; he can’t get anything done while he’s up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing get down.”
— Unknown Rural Wiseman
One thing though. This seems to be actually working and working well for Biden. The majority of Americans feel too sorry for the brain-rotted, old fool to hold any genuine anger towards him.
Funny but true in the minds of 10s of millions (approx. 115 million in point of fact) of Americans – two unrelated and extremely geographically separated cryptids telling you to “fuck off” has an equal to- or greater Confidence Level and Interval than Joe Biden having actually and legally won the 2020 election for POTUS. I.e., neither seems particularly believable to most of those Americans.
Unsurprisingly, the response by the sorts who possess that firmly held belief that “Creepy Uncle Joe” did win the 2020 election fair and square is also quite similar to the reaction of most people to those who believe in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.
This entry was posted on Thursday, June 3rd, 2021 at 6:51 am and is filed under 2020 Elections, Humor, Politics, Society.
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