Folks, "Your" President

Folks, "Your" President - A senile, delusional quasi-invalid who has little to no clue about what he's doing at any given moment
Folks, “Your” President

Ladies, Gentlemen, and the Sorts who vote Democrat, this is your President. This is the man at the helm of the great ship of America, tasked with steering her through troubled waters. This is the Leader of the Free World and the living banner of our nation, who we are judged by in the eyes, hears, and minds of the peoples of Earth.

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I Won Powerball!

I Won Powerball! Just Like Biden Won The 2020 Election
I Won Powerball!

Funny, sarcastic, and a statement that rings true to a large plurality (33 – 40% at this time) of the US populace and admitted to being plausible by another, smaller number of us to this day. Of course, in actuality, those numbers may be quite a bit higher. Many of the sorts that voted for Biden might well believe as well that he didn’t legitimately win the 2020 election. They just don’t care as long as President Trump was ousted.

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“President” Post Turtle

Creepy Uncle "Bad Touch" Biden aka
"President" Post Turtle
“President” Post Turtle

Yeah, whenever I see, hear, or read about Creepy Uncle “Bad Touch” Biden being the POTUS, I’m reminded of the following bit of sarcastic rural wisdom/humor:

Recently, an old rancher was talking about politics with a young man from the city. He compared Biden to a “post turtle.” Of course, the young urbanite doesn’t understand this and asked the old rancher what a post turtle is.

The old man said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle. You know he didn’t get up there by himself. He doesn’t belong there; you wonder who put him there; he can’t get anything done while he’s up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing get down.”

— Unknown Rural Wiseman

One thing though. This seems to be actually working and working well for Biden. The majority of Americans feel too sorry for the brain-rotted, old fool to hold any genuine anger towards him.

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Similar Confidence Levels

Similar Confidence Levels
Similar Confidence Levels

Funny but true in the minds of 10s of millions (approx. 115 million in point of fact) of Americans – two unrelated and extremely geographically separated cryptids telling you to “fuck off” has an equal to- or greater Confidence Level and Interval than Joe Biden having actually and legally won the 2020 election for POTUS. I.e., neither seems particularly believable to most of those Americans.

Unsurprisingly, the response by the sorts who possess that firmly held belief that “Creepy Uncle Joe” did win the 2020 election fair and square is also quite similar to the reaction of most people to those who believe in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.

Yeah, we live in interesting times.

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Why So Serious?

Why So Serious?

Sometimes I look at- or hear about the Dems’ token, Kamala Harris, and see the Joker. Specifically, I see Harris as Heath Ledger’s more street thuggish Joker in Jack Nicholson “Whiteface.”

Now, normally I wouldn’t really care that much because the office of Vice President serves little function and presents an equally little risk in the vast majority of cases. Hence, I wouldn’t be so serious. But Creepy Uncle Joe’s dementia-ridden mind is already softening and it’s likely to go full-on spongiform mush before too long and those running the Democrats know that and have probably planned this so that Harris can take over as POTUS without actually have been elected to the office.

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