Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest

Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest - Bier Und Unzucht!
Denn Es Ist Oktoberfest – Bier Und Unzucht!
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It’s Oktoberfest and there’s still time to celebrate Germany’s finest holiday and one of their greatest gifts to the Civilized World. Just, celebrate it right! 😆

Oh, and pro-tip: Gentlemen, moderate your beer-drinking a bit because bierschwanz is the enemy of unzucht.

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Kellnerinnen Are Proof

die Kellnerin
Kellnerinnen Are Proof That God Wants Us To Be Happy
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Personally, I’d say that it’s quite obvious that die Kellnerinnen (Waitresses) of the Biergärten (Beer Gardens, i.e., bars) are not evidence, but proof, that God wants us to be happy … and wants us to propagate. 😉

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