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Bud’s noticeable problem has arisen again. Not, in all honesty, that it makes that much of a difference in the scheme of things, since there’s no signs of Bud Light sales recovering from Heinerscheid and Mulvaney. They just can’t tuck this embarrassment away. 😉
Tags: America | Anheuser-Busch | Beer | Budweiser | Failure | Food & Drink | Humor | InBev | Mulvaney | Society | Trannies | Trans | Transphilia
The most recent data, from the week ending September 9th, showed Bud Light with an 8.9% share of the total US beer market, down from a far healthier 12% share immediately before the boycott began. And Bud Light’s sales have not shown any signs of recovering past 70% in both volume and dollar value – for while they couldn’t give it away – compared to before their ill-thought flirtation with Dylan Mulvaney and experimenting with transsexualism.
At that point, industry experts are of the opinion that Bud Light’s Long Trans-Induced Morbidity – like Long COVID, it was self-induced through improper social distancing 😉 – is permanent. Unlike most previous boycotts, Americans have this time largely turned their backs upon a brand and product and show no signs of returning.
Tags: America | Anheuser-Busch | Beer | Bud Light | Failure | Mulvaney | Society | Trannies | Transphilia
Sometimes one is more than enough. In this case, it was one can of Bud Light, one disturbingly deranged tranny with too large of audience, and one marketing exec who hated her brand’s customer base. In Anheuser-Busch’s case, 1 + 1 +1 = -5 billion USD in market capitalization to-date. It’s so bad and not looking to end anytime soon, that Anheuser-Busch is literally giving their beer away for Memorial Day 2023… if they can.
Yeah, the rebate their offering is literally within the average cost range of the product! But will any American drink it even if it’s free?
Well, stupid should be painful and Anheuser-Busch has continued to display painful stupidity from the get-go in this self-inflicted debacle. 😉
Tags: America | Anheuser-Busch | Beer | Bud Light | Humor | Marketing | Sarcasm | Schadenfreude | Society | Stupidity | Trannies | Transphilia
