Reflections From a Murky Pond

I’ve made jokes before about how hard it is to find a woman who loves fishing – hint: it’s not that hard really – but she’s men’s fantasy woman, and one that will, with very, very rare exceptions in my experience, remain a fantasy. Finding a woman who will clean your catch is a lot like hunting unicorns. 😉

Truthfully, Gentlemen, she’s a pure fantasy woman. You’ve got about as much hope of finding a woman will clean the fish you bring home as King Pellinore had of catching the Questing Beast. 😆

Tags: America | Dating | Fish | Fishing | Fishing Babes | Humor | Women

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Awww, Snookums

Personally, I love a woman who fishes – though some might not – and, being originally from the Gulf Coast of Florida, the snook was always the king of inshore fishing while I was growing up. So, any woman who fishes for snook has my attention.

Tags: Babes | Beauty | Fish | Fishing | Fishing Babes | Humor | Snook | Society

This entry was posted on Friday, July 28th, 2023 at 7:00 am and is filed under Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

While I’m not formally a marine biologist, I worked with enough of them and their marine botanist and marine ecologist counterparts to know that this is exactly the sort of Halloween-themed humor they’d love.

Anglerfish – Nature’s Halloween Frights

And, as you can see above, their depiction of a Halloween Angler is a LOT kid-friendlier, and less nightmarish than Nature’s actual creations. 😮

Tags: Anglerfish | Fish | Halloween | Humor | Marine Biology | Marine Life | Scary | Science | Scientists | Ugly

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See? Not everything is a fish! Science now tells us that the Space Shuttle was actually a mammal. 😆

Tags: Fish | Humor | Science | Space Shuttle | Taxonomy

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Tags: Animals | Fish | Humor | Music | Pets

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