Fishing In South Florida

Fishing In South Florida
Fishing In South Florida

While the image just says Florida, this is in my experience – admittedly long outdated – a thing mostly limited to South Florida. It is, however, not just snarkilicious. This really happens upon occasion. Or, at least, it used to. 😆

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Teaching Dems To Fish

Teaching Dems To Fish
Teaching Dems To Fish

As much as I love fishing and think most people should take up the lifestyle, teaching Dems to fish is, like most things we allow Dems to do, is probably both a bad idea and the national and cultural equivalent of self-harm.

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Son, She's A Keeper

Son, She’s A Keeper. Put A Ring On Her

One piece of advice I have for the young American men out there – If you can find a fine babe who can noodle a good-sized blue or flathead catfish, she’s a keeper. Put a ring on her quick as you can and get busy getting started on your family. Trust me, she’ll be the best thing you ever did. 😉

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Separate But Equal

Separate But Equal - Another Meaning
Separate But Equal – Another Meaning

Separate But Equal doesn’t always means what you think it means and it doesn’t always refer to previous attempts to protect the Races from each other and each other’s cultures. 😉

Yeah, though they seem utterly unrelated promises, there’s really no difference between a fishing man’s “One last cast,” and woman’s “I’ll be five minutes.” In either case, it means in all truth that you’re going to be there waiting for a fair bit of time. Five minutes, one last cast – same ol’, same ol’.

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Love The Ones Who Fish

Love The Ones Who Fish! I Certainly Do!

It’s not only Summer, when a lot of people limit their fishing to, it’s a three-day, holiday weekend for a lot of us in America. So, fishing seems like a great thing to do at least one of the days. And, if your woman loves to fish too, cleave unto her, marry her, and never let her go… or be an ass or bitch when she reels more or larger fish than you do. 😉

Love the ones who fish, for they are the living, breathing, beautiful proof of the Gods’ providence, mercy, and love.

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