Time To Go Fishing!

Time To Go Fishing!
Time To Go Fishing!

It’s definitely time to go fishing. Then again, to be both self-aware and honest, I pretty much always think it’s time to go fishing if the weather permits. And, my tolerance for “bad” weather is just as high as one might expect from a man born and raised on Florida’s Gulf Coast. πŸ˜‰

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Men’s Fantasy Woman

Men's Fantasy Woman
Men’s Fantasy Woman

I’ve made jokes before about how hard it is to find a woman who loves fishing – hint: it’s not that hard really – but she’s men’s fantasy woman, and one that will, with very, very rare exceptions in my experience, remain a fantasy. Finding a woman who will clean your catch is a lot like hunting unicorns. πŸ˜‰

Truthfully, Gentlemen, she’s a pure fantasy woman. You’ve got about as much hope of finding a woman will clean the fish you bring home as King Pellinore had of catching the Questing Beast. πŸ˜†

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Awww, Snookums

Awww, Snookums

Personally, I love a woman who fishes – though some might not – and, being originally from the Gulf Coast of Florida, the snook was always the king of inshore fishing while I was growing up. So, any woman who fishes for snook has my attention.

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Carpa Dayam!

Carpa Dayam!
Carpa Dayam!

I do have a fondness for women who fish, though there’s some “issues” with them doing so with me. But a seriously hot babe who can noodle two good size carp at the same time and bring ’em in to shore? I’d seize her any day! πŸ˜‰

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Son, She's A Keeper

Son, She’s A Keeper. Put A Ring On Her

One piece of advice I have for the young American men out there – If you can find a fine babe who can noodle a good-sized blue or flathead catfish, she’s a keeper. Put a ring on her quick as you can and get busy getting started on your family. Trust me, she’ll be the best thing you ever did. πŸ˜‰

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