Reflections From a Murky Pond

Lovekraft’s Tentacles & Cheese, a dinner so good it’ll drive you made. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl lllln’gha. 😆

Tags: Cthulhu | Food | Humor | Lovecraft

This entry was posted on Monday, May 13th, 2024 at 5:30 pm and is filed under Food & Drink, Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

People! Raise your children correctly. Raise them with an awareness of the ancient evils that stalk the dark, chthonic recesses of the world… and our CD cases. Raise them to properly fear the eldritch horrors that we, after many losses to madness and damnation, finally sequestered away.

He waits, dreaming dreams of madness and the rending of the souls of Man. Do not be a fool! Teach your children to never awaken the ancient, eldritch horror that we locked away behind 32- and 64 bit wards.

Tags: Children | Clippy | Cthulhu | Eldritch Horror | Generation Gap | Generation Z | Horror | Humor | Lovecraft | Microsoft | Millennials | Technology

This entry was posted on Saturday, April 3rd, 2021 at 11:33 am and is filed under Humor, Society, Technology. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Here’s wishing all my readers and friends an unspeakably joyous Christmas holiday Season.

Cthulhu fhtagn!

Tags: Christmas | Cthulhu | Holidays | Humor | Society

This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 25th, 2018 at 6:54 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

This is definitely a case when it doesn’t really matter what you put in the pipe. The pipe itself is enough to beg the shocked and horrified question.

What The Fuck Are You Smoking?

Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking Cthulhu may cause lung cancer, night-gaunts, mi-go, shoggoths, and the end of the world. It may also impair breathing and sanity.

Tags: Cthulhu | Humor | Pipes | Smoking

This entry was posted on Monday, August 24th, 2015 at 10:01 am and is filed under Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn … of hot babes with octopus tattoos?

Yeah, it’s not every woman who can pull off an octopus chest tattoo. But, Cthulhu be Praised, this one can.

Cthulhu be Praised?

And because I tend to dislike and, therefor, avoid posting pic of women’s parts without their faces included, here’s a small sampling of Harliequinnx…

OK. I now return you to your normally scheduled morning. Please don’t think about any Elder Eldritch Horrors having erotic dreams about tattooed brunettes. :(;,;):

Tags: Babes | Cleavage | Cthulhu | Harliequinnx | Humor | Lovecraft | Society | Tattoos | Tits | Underboobs

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 5th, 2015 at 7:58 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.