People! Raise your children correctly. Raise them with an awareness of the ancient evils that stalk the dark, chthonic recesses of the world… and our CD cases. Raise them to properly fear the eldritch horrors that we, after many losses to madness and damnation, finally sequestered away.
He waits, dreaming dreams of madness and the rending of the souls of Man. Do not be a fool! Teach your children to never awaken the ancient, eldritch horror that we locked away behind 32- and 64 bit wards.
So, Hillary is testing the waters for another bid at claiming the
crown Presidency that she feels was wrongfully denied her. And, both predictably and laughably, the Democrats are responding to this with fear and loathing, even her staunchest constituency, the Vagina Voters, want her to sit down and shut up about being POTUS.
Life supposedly mimics art and this can cause us to experience nightmares. What should have been just titillating Halloween horror can become a stark, terrifying reality.
Right now the Makers, the tax-paying, productive citizens of America are experiencing just such a horror. A plague of parasite-driven zombies are coming for them.
Makers Beware! You Are What They Eat
Fortunately, I suppose, this parasite version of a zombie apocalypse isn’t one of the grass-roots varieties. There is a nest leader, a King of the Zombie as it were.
The Lord Of The Infected
Kill the King and the hive mind loses direction. At that point, the drones are close to harmless and can be obliterated piecemeal. Better even, the method for killing zombies has been long-established and, if one or more brave souls take proper action, the parasitic plague of zombies can be expunged.
Head, Not Heart! Your Dope Is Wrong!
You’ve got to get it right though if you want to end the apocalypse. Headshots are the solution for zombies and politicians, not center of mass. They’ll just get up again otherwise.
Or…We could just vote Obama and as many Leftists out of office on November 6th, 2012. It’s a rather anticlimactic ending for the Obama zombie apocalypse but, I suppose, life doesn’t have to mirror art perfectly in every way. 😆