A Dessert To Fear

Angelfood Cake - A Dessert To Fear
Angelfood Cake – A Dessert To Fear

The cake is not a lie! The cake is the Truth, the Light, and the Way. Be afraid, Mortal. Be afraid.

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Thanksgiving Prep

Thanksgiving Prep
Thanksgiving Prep

Remember, Thanksgiving prep is critically important to a successful holiday feast. Don’t forget. 😆

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Our Elder Horror

Our Elder Horror
Behold Our Elder Horror

You young’uns will never understand. And, you should be the thankful that Gen X seems to have been last generation that was generally exposed to this sort of horror. You were never exposed to – and expected to eat – these eldritch monstrosities known as “jello salads.” You never had to and probably never will have to smile at the “church ladies” while trying to choke down some horrific combination of jello, mayonnaise, meat and vegetables.

We are not the same!

Frankly, I think those church lunches, socials, and picnics – all rife with these hellish concoctions – did more for the Atheists’ cause than anything the Democrats did. 😆

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How Long In Costume?

How Long
How Long?

Hehe… How long in costume? As long as it takes and at least until November 24th if you’re smart. 😆

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If People Were Like Vegans

If People Were Like Vegans
If People Were Like Vegans…

That’s a funny truth! If people were like Vegans, we’d have a plethora of fake vegetable products akin to Beyond Salad. Of course, if people were like Vegans, we’d also probably have already “cancelled” them. 😉

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