Chicken Fried Bacon

Chicken Fried Bacon
Chicken Fried Bacon

Oh Fucking Yeah! Chicken fried bacon with sawmill gravy – because ‘Murica! Add in a few eggs – sunnyside up or over easy for me – and you’ve got a breakfast made in the God(s)’ country. Or chop that chicken fried bacon up and put it and that gravy over a big bowl of buttery grits.

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Because 'Murica!

Chicken Fried Bacon - Because 'Murica!
Because ‘Murica!

Chicken fried bacon. Again, chicken fried bacon. That just may be the quintessential breakfast – or lunch, or dinner, or all three – for large swaths of the citizenry of our fine, if beleaguered, nation. And serving it with sawmill gravy may well be genius.

And yeah, “Because ‘Murica!” That just seasons this dish perfectly. Nothing is tastier than “owning” a common libtard slur for Americans and anything resembling Americana. Then, that is normal for us. They try to create insults to use against us, but we consistently fail to be offended by them.

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LGBT Pride Breakfast

LGBT Pride Breakfast
LGBT Pride Breakfast

As I’ve proudly said before, I support LGBT. As such, during June I regularly have a LGBT Pride Breakfast. That’d be, of course, Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, and Tomato on lightly toasted multigrain bread. 😉 And yeah, this year I switched to the multigrain bread to improve my Diversity and Inclusivity.

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I Support LGBT

I Support LGBT
I Support LGBT

At all times and in a places I support LGBT – Liquor, Guns, Bacon, and Tits. And, because I’m Inclusive, I mean all tits. Furthermore, as a proponent of Diversity, I also fully support Ass. 😆

As for those that fit the more common usage for this acronym? No. I don’t support them for the most part, not for just being lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, or Trannies. However, I don’t have anything against them just for being Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, or Trannies either.

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Its Eid al-Kafir!

Eid al-Kafir - National Bacon Day
Its Eid al-Kafir! In Other Words It’s National Bacon Day

That’s right, My Fellow Americans; it’s Eid al-Kafir, the festival of infidels, National Bacon Day – not to be confused with International Bacon Day, which is on the first Monday of September in the US. And, on this day, we come together to celebrate our not being Muslims…with bacon!

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