When Geeks Dream

Posted in Humor, Society on April 13th, 2010

When geeks dream their dreams are not that fundamentally different from other people’s dreams. Wealth, power, happiness, women, or some combination of these things are the common subject matter.

There are, of course, a great deal of dissimilarity in the details of their dreams from those of the mainstream.


A Geek’s Dream: Sudo Make Me A Sandwich

A definitely pleasant dream, but one that is forever doomed to be unfulfilled since nobody, with the possible exception of their mothers, has ever figured out how to gain superuser access to a woman.

Indeed, trying to gain such access in the waking world often results in inadvertently dropping into the “bash” shell. ;-)

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An American Divorce

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 19th, 2010

Some marriages go the distance and others fall apart, sometimes even within the 1st year. Most often the failures are the result of the parties not entering into the relationship for the right reasons.

An American Divorce - Irreconcilable Differences from Draw For Truth
It Was A Case Of Irreconcilable Differences

There are a lot of reasons why this relationship failed, but with one partner Hoping to Change the other from the outset, it was a foregone conclusion that it wouldn’t last long.

I’m just not looking forward to the custody battle with each side wanting to not get custody of Congress. :P

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NOTE: This image was shamelessly stolen from Draw For Truth.  No copyright details or contact methods were available and it was just too damn good to pass up.  The image will, of course, be removed immediately upon the request of its creator / rights owner.

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Fucking For Allah

Posted in Politics, Religion on November 28th, 2009

Iran’s front group and terrorist organization in Lebanon, Hezbollah, has determined how to both recruit more young-adult terrorists and increase the size of their nests via breeding the next litters of jihadis. They’ve decided to exhort their women and girls to fuck for Allah.

Mohammad, a 40-year old Lebanese Shiite who lives in Hezbollah’s stronghold in Beirut’s southern suburbs, was holding forth on the virtues of resistance, loyalty, and sex. “You could create the most loyal army by providing political power, social services and fulfilling the desires of your men — namely, sexual ones,” he declared.

At first glance Mohammad’s mouthings do not seem completely vile. They could easily be interpreted by humans from the Civilized World as merely an exhortation for the Muslim women to make full use of their marriage beds. Sadly but utterly unsurprisingly to anyone familiar with what passes for “Muslim culture,” especially that of the nests of Shiites, that was not what this Mohammad was jabbering about.

Mohammad’s vile babble was aimed to coerce the Lebanese women and girls surviving under Hezbollah’s rule to spread their dusky-olive legs for the jihadis under the “auspices” of  Nikah Mut‘ah, aka Mutaa marriages.

I Can See Where Hezbollah’s Jihadis Would Like The Idea

Nikah Mut‘ah or Mutaa is presented as a form of “temporary marriage” that allows Muslim men to have Shari’a sanctioned sex with a woman or girl for a limited period of time, without incurring any commitments, and without the obligatory involvement of an imam. It is accepted as permitted (halal) only amongst the Shiite nests.

The contract is very simple. The woman says: “I marry myself to you for [a specific period of time] and for [a specified dowry]” and the man says: “I accept.” The period can range between one hour and a year, and is subject to renewal. A Muslim woman can only marry a Muslim man, but a Muslim man can temporarily marry a Muslim, Christian, or Jewish woman, as long as she is a divorcée or a widow. However, those interviewed for this article confirmed that Hezbollah – the “Party of God” – has allowed the practice to spread to virgins or girls who have never married before, as long as the permission of her guardian (father or paternal grandfather) is obtained.

Then the Hezbollah jihadi strips her down – at least as far as needed for his purposes – and ruts into her, hopefully as far as Hezbollah is concerned, breeding his misborn get into her.  Afterward he tucks his filthy member away and goes back to whatever it is jihadis do when they’re not fornicating.

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