Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!

As America braces itself for yet another round of race riots, looting, and generalized feral behavior from the ghetto thugs in Ferguson, MO and the greater St. Louis area, it behooves the more civilized members of the nation to act as the vermin’s keepers and overseers. Hence, here’s a suggestion for reworking their battle chant of, “Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!”

Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!

At least for the women involved this is probably the best way of joining into this sort of frenzy. One, the police are far from likely to shoot a woman such dishabille and position. Two, the hand bra, with its underboob and sideboob presentation is sure to garner them the level of attention their craving. And three, this sort of display is likely to increase the otherwise deservedly lacking level of sympathy towards these race-baiting rioters, looters, and grievance-mongers. 😉

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5 Responses to “Hands Up! Don’t Shoot!”

  1. Buffet Says:

    Brilliant lad. I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve made every attempt at ‘equal time’.

  2. jonolan Says:

    Yes, I did, 😀 Then I find many Black women to be attractive, enough so that I married one. And, yes; I know and respect that you don’t feel the same way, Buffet.

  3. Buffet Says:

    I’m just not normally attracted to them. There ARE, however, exceptions to the rule. I am also in the small minority that definitely does not find Asian women attractive. None of these are conscious decisions. Just innate feelings.

  4. jonolan Says:

    So not a problem. There’s no point in arguing matters of taste.

  5. Buffet Says:

    Which I never do. Hope you and the Mrs. have fun and restful Sunday.

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