Can We All Agree?

Can We All Agree? I'm  Pretty Sure We Can
Can We All Agree? I’m Pretty Sure We Can

That’s the Gods’ honest truth! Despite not being able to agree on most things – even what words mean – I’m pretty sure that we can all agree that tits are way better than Mondays.

Way Better Than Mondays, No Matter How You Look At Them

In point of fact, I’m pretty sure that even the devotees of women’s asses and legs agree that tits are better than Mondays. Hellfire! I’d be willing to bet good money that even the various fetishists think that tits are better than Mondays. It is, after all, Mondays that we’re comparing to them.

Oh! And, for the record, 2020 is just one long, miserable Monday!

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Why We Look

Why We Look At Boobs

Yep! Despite the incessant rantings of the Feminists, we men really have no malicious intent behind our staring at boobs. We just haven’t completely lost touch with our inner child. πŸ˜‰

And, even better and more importantly, looking at boobs is good for men. Doing so makes us happier and healthier. πŸ˜‰

So please, #FreeTheNipple! Because even those who aren’t otaku know that “Boing!” is the best sound in the world. πŸ˜›

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Privileged Underboobs

Privileged Underboobs

It seems like a perfectly good day to post about White, i.e., “privileged” underboobs. After all, I’d previously posted about Underboobs of Color and Good, i.e., Asian Underboobs, so it seemed only fair to add in the White babes’ breasts as well. Despite this being seen as inherently racist and a slap in the face to the #BlackNipplesMatter movement, it is my firmly held belief that all who abide by the proper definition of racism would admit that showcasing White underboobs is required for equal treatment.

In truth, even by the modern, self-serving mis-definition of racism, one without a sociopolitical axe to grind and some affection for the truth has to concede that the power of underboobs is shared equally among the races and, hence, there’s no White Privilege attached to them that must be checked to appease the SJWs.

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#BlackNipplesMatter

So today, being the Sunday closest to closest to Women’s Equality Day, Aug 26, is Go Topless Day. Today, women will be encouraged to go topless in public and, in many cities – I Love NYC – there will be parades and such.

In other words, once again the Feminists refuse to acknowledge, much less check, their White Privilege and engage in mass public displays that showcase their racial and cultural insensitivities – and lack of historical knowledge. Once again the Feminists reinforce the fact that feminism is a White Thing and that the different views, histories, and experiences of Black women are meaningless to them and their narrative.

So what we need is a “counter movement” like #BlackNipplesMatter or maybe #FreeTheBlackNipple so that Black women can so visibly campaign for their own reasons for being topless in public.

#BlackNipplesMatter

Truly, things like #GoTopless and #FreeTheNipple are the same as #AllLivesMatter. They further marginalize the plight of Black women by ignoring the different and great oppression they suffer from having to cover their breasts.

The Why Of #BlackNipplesMatter

Firstly: Feminism has from its sociopolitical inception been a White phenomenon and has always been firmly rooted in racism. This is largely due to the disparate goals and experiences of White and Black women but is never the less a historical fact. Hence, any fruit from the poisonous tree of Feminism is tainted by that history.

Secondly: The choice of the closest Sunday to Women’s Equality Day for Go Topless Day is stunningly racially insensitive. Women’s Equality Day commemorates the 1920 certification of the 19th Amendment to the Constitution, granting women the privilege to vote. Yet that didn’t in practice allow Black women that privilege. It was the 1960s before Black woman were effectively enfranchised in any number. Nor is there any evidence that the Feminists of those days were in any number particularly bothered by this state of affairs.

Thirdly, Finally, and Most Importantly: Go Topless Day is solely based upon the idea of gender equality and that ignores the fact that Black women may not approach this topic on those very limited terms. For Black women, women whose pre-Diaspora cultures did not include the covering of women’s breasts as the norm, forcing them to do so is just another case of cultural genocide against Blacks. Ignoring that is just yet another example of Feminists silencing the voices and stories of Black women by saying that only White reasons matter.

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jonolanAnd yes, in the sadly likely event that some of you don’t get it, this was sarcasm and dark humor. I was primarily lampooning and ridiculing the idiots of the #GoTopless and #FreeTheNipple movements who are complaining about not being allowed to go topless when it is only illegal for them to do so in 3 states, and unlegislated either way in 13 others, and expressly legal in 34.

And yet, the thing is that none of the arguments I made in sarcasm against #GoTopless and #FreeTheNipple or in favor of something like #BlackNipplesMatter or #FreeTheBlackNipple aren’t exactly the sort of arguments that “Afrocentric” SJWs wouldn’t feel perfectly justified to make in all sincerity.

And therein is the problem with being sarchotic. 😯

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Be Aware Of Breasts

It’s October and one of the things that means is it’s Susan G. Komen Awareness Month aka Pink Ribbon Awareness Month… also and more politically correctly known as Breast Cancer Awareness Month. So please be aware…of breasts this month.

Now, before I go on let me state for the record that Komen does a variety of good work and does well. It’s just that Pink Ribbon Fatigue is real and well-deserved.

But, in any case or event, October is a great month to be even more aware of breasts than we normally are. It doesn’t matter how you look at them, they’re wonderful.

From The Top

Cleavage – the easy to achieve standard view of the world’s best hope for a new power source, is always a good starting point for awareness, a top-down overlook if you will.

From The Side

Sideboobs – Currently the most legally and commercially important viewpoint on breasts, this is one of my favorite ways of appreciating breasts. One could think of the sideboob as rarer and deeper study of the wonder of women’s breasts.

From Beneath

Underboobs – Think of this as a bottom-to-top appreciation of breasts. It’s certainly the rarest presentation and, hence, the most provocative. I’d call it an in-depth study of subject.

They key is boobs. They cure anythingBoobs Are Magic

It’s important to remember that, no matter how you look at them – and look at them or, at least, want to you will – breasts are magic, strong magic, magic that some cowardly and/or breast-deprived fools think cause earthquakes. So let us all remember that we must respect the magic even as we “labor” to ensure that the magic of boobs doesn’t leave the world.

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