Good Morning

Good Morning Boobs
Good Morning

Here’s hoping you have a good morning… despite it being another Monday. And, let’s face it, for the vast majority of us – normal guys, lesbians, and bisexual babes making up at least 95% of population – boobs are a great start to any day. 😉

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If You Gaze Into The Cleavage

If You Gaze Into The Cleavage, The Cleavage Gazes Also Into You
If You Gaze Into The Cleavage,
The Cleavage Gazes Also Into You

Gentlemen – and not a few of you Ladies – to provide you with advice by paraphrasing Nietzsche, “If you gaze into the cleavage, the cleavage gazes also into you.” Oh yes; you can lose your soul this way… And, this days in America, a fair amount of money with little value in return. 😉

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I Support LGBT

I Support LGBT
I Support LGBT

At all times and in a places I support LGBT – Liquor, Guns, Bacon, and Tits. And, because I’m Inclusive, I mean all tits. Furthermore, as a proponent of Diversity, I also fully support Ass. 😆

As for those that fit the more common usage for this acronym? No. I don’t support them for the most part, not for just being lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, or Trannies. However, I don’t have anything against them just for being Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, or Trannies either.

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Age-Appropriate Erector Sets

Age-Appropriate Erector Sets
Age-Appropriate Erector Sets

Erector Sets were until the 1980s a favorite toy among boys – and, I both suppose and hope some girls. I’ll admit though that they were always probably a bit less popular to parents due to the odd metallic smell they always developed and all the fiddly little nuts and bolts that erector sets seemed to shed all over everywhere.

I Did Not Put Childish Things Behind Me; I Merely Added Adult Things

But, even as we aged-out of one variety of erector set, we grew into the appreciation for another sort of, age-appropriate erector sets. 😆 Not, mind you, that we all gave up on the original sort. Some of us chose to add to instead of replace one for the other.

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Most Men Love…

Most Men Love Women In Camouflage
Most Men Love Women In Camouflage

Now, of course, when I use the terms, “Most” and “All” I mean straight men, not the small minority of male, strict homosexuals or the poor bois who would be intimidated or even triggered by a woman in camo. Still, with that caveat in mind, and including bisexuals of both genders as well, most of love a woman in camo, but statistically we all love women with nice tits.

Ladies, Remember That “Nice” Covers A Lot Of Territory

That’s right, ladies! Not only do most men love a woman in camouflage – often for reasons that have exactly nothing to do with your body’s looks – our definition of “nice tits” is very, very broad and more than a little idiosyncratic – and situational!. Nor do we much or strongly care why we’re getting to view them. All we really care about is that we do get to do so. 😛

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