Remember, the are other issues with dating a vegan than the ever-so-expected moralizing screeds and low-to-mid grade, constant anger at the world. The sad fact that they refuse to ingest “animal products” acts a limiter on certain popular entertainments. 😉
Madonna For Hillary – The Oldest PAC
On Tuesday, 18 October 2016, aging pop star Madonna raised some eyebrows by offering to give blow jobs to voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.
If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job. OK? I’m really good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow.
OK, leaving aside the fact that any mention of oral sex and the Clintons is “matrimonially insensitive,” this begs the question of since when did prostitution become the manner in which women promoted other women in society, business, and/or politics?
Given that prostitution is rightfully called the oldest profession, I’d hazard the guess that it’s been the manner such things were done since we invented society, business, and politics. Think of it as the oldest PAC. 😛
Of course, the utter lack of outrage among the Feminists shows their hypocrisy in the matter. Given that even “Sex Positive” Feminists – is that an oxymoron or a unicorn? – are against blow jobs and stridently against swallowing, the lack of outrage on their part shows the world that they don’t have a moral position, only a political one.
And…There’s that pesky, little matter of US Federal law. Madonna’s offer to fellate men who vote for Hillary may run afoul of the penumbra of 18 U.S. Code § 597. I’m force to say “may” because that statute requires an expenditure and one could easily argue that Madonna would be spending nothing to suck off these men. Indeed! One could argue that it’s the men who would be “spending.” 😆 Also, as prostitute isn’t legal in America, there may be an odd loophole where an illegal expenditure can’t be legally classed as an expenditure for purposes of the law.
NOTE: Just enjoy or hate the sarcasm. I’m very well aware that Madonna said this as part of her intro for comedienne Amy Schumer at her recent Madison Square Gardens performance. As such, this was all in good, “clean” fun. Hell! If it wasn’t, old Slick Willy would already be line up. 😛
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It’s really hard to stop watching, isn’t it? It just sort of seizes your attention and won’t let go.
Hypnotic, Isn’t It?
Even a “womyn” – a quite sex-negative Feminist – I know just couldn’t stop watching it, though she kept muttering about objectification and how oral sex, or at least fellatio, was “slave behavior” and misogynist the whole time. 😉
Really! Tell the truth. How many times did you watch it before you even read the post?