Fukyu-Obama Maki

Posted in Food & Drink, Politics, Technology on January 26th, 2012

Obama has chosen to “repurpose” NASA as both a means of promulgating the AGW hype and as a Muslim outreach program, all the while cancelling its programs and cutting its budget. Insofar as Obama is concerned, NASA needs to look downward and inward not upward and outward. Space exploration is right out. It’s just too costly.

But if it’s that costly, how can we have this:


Boldly Going Where NASA Can’t Afford To Tread

If a space program is so expensive that the Obama Regime has to curtail NASA’s efforts, how could a small Washington DC metro area restaurant chain, Sticky Rice, with only for restaurants be able to afford to collaborate with RVA TV and Bark Marketing to launch one of their Godzirra rolls into space – and how could they manage to do it in the first place?

OK, for the sake of precision, Sticky Rice didn’t actually put a Godzirra Maki into space. They didn’t breach the Karman Line and only managed to send their sushi into the middle stratosphere.

Sticky Rice should rename their Godzirra roll. They should call it the Fukyu-Obama Maki.

If a small business can, using commercially available equipment and materials send, film, and successfully recover sushi to the edge of space then it’s disgusting to claim and laughable to believe that America needs to curtail space exploration.

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The Doppler Effect

Posted in Humor, Politics on December 9th, 2011

Obama is hardly original. Almost all of his mountings are little more than channeling the words of past heads of state. He oft times echoes Carter, Nixon, and even The defunct USSR’s Gorbachev. Now he’s channeling Teddy Roosevelt.

Big Schtick
Actually, It’s Speak Often In Obama’s Case

The boy seems to have forgotten that these echoes are subject to Doppler effect and their tones are changed by this and not in a manner favorable to his sole goal of keeping his job for four more years.

The funny part is that Obama has changed science by doing this. He’s proven that “Red Shift” can apply to sounds as well light. :-P

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Fucking Vegetables

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society, Technology on September 29th, 2011

There’s a whole lot of flak about Genetically Modified (GMO) crops. All sorts of evils have been ascribed to them by various sorts who hate technology and/or the corporations who create them, mostly the latter.

The thing is that they’re complaining about all the wrong things!

Sick Fruit - Penis Vines
It’s Sustainable And Filling, A True Stuffing Pepper

Gentlemen, these sorts of “stuffing peppers” need to be eradicated post haste before we slide even further into irrelevancy. 8-O

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