Hehe…It seems Natalie Portman is into “Water Sports” and a bit of sexual degradation and PETA, always fond of objectifying and denigrating women, was more than willing to make use of her.
Personally, I wouldn’t even piss on this scrawny, Leftist, vegan skank. That’s a personal opinion though and I’d prefer not to argue matters of taste with those who might feel differently about using Natalie Portman as a receptacle for various bodily fluids.
But, irrespective of one’s personal tastes and sexual perversions, Portman and PETA have given us the perfect response to- and reprisal for their long-time favorite tactic of throwing blood or paint on people.
Nothing could sum up Americans’ loathing for the rabble of PETA better than pissing on them.
Sure, piss-bombing these disgusting filth won’t be as damaging to personal property as using blood and/or paint. It is, however, much more poetic and much apropos if applied to celebrity PETA whores who are little, if anything, more than walking receptacles for fluids.