School Has Started

School Has Started

As the 2016 school year has started, I figure that now is perfect time to showcase and celebrate schoolgirls…or, more accurately and somewhat less creepily, the fetish play that is women in or partially in school uniforms.

Oh sure, it’s a bit of ephebophilia, but as long as it’s just a roleplay thing and not the active pursuit of actual schoolgirls, I’ll be one of the last ones to name it wrong…unless someone’s taken it to the point of fetishism and requires it for sexual stimulation. In that case, like all fetishes, they need to seek psychiatric help.

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Those Are The Droids

Without any hint of a whisper of a shadow of a doubt, these are the droids I’m looking for.

Hot Droids - No Jedi mind trick could convince they weren't the ones I was looking for
Those Are The Droids I’m Looking For!

No Jedi mind trick could ever convince me otherwise, though I could be distracted by other means. šŸ˜†

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Pissing On Portman

Hehe…It seems Natalie Portman is into “Water Sports” and a bit of sexual degradation and PETA, always fond of objectifying and denigrating women, was more than willing to make use of her.

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Natalie Portman – Better Pissed On Than Pissed Off

Personally, I wouldn’t even piss on this scrawny, Leftist, vegan skank. That’s a personal opinion though and I’d prefer not to argue matters of taste with those who might feel differently about using Natalie Portman as a receptacle for various bodily fluids.

Challenge AcceptedBut, irrespective of one’s personal tastes and sexual perversions, Portman and PETA have given us the perfect response to- and reprisal for their long-time favorite tactic of throwing blood or paint on people.

Nothing could sum up Americans’ loathing for the rabble of PETA better than pissing on them.

Sure, piss-bombing these disgusting filth won’t be as damaging to personal property as using blood and/or paint. It is, however, much more poetic and much apropos if applied to celebrity PETA whores who are little, if anything, more than walking receptacles for fluids.

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R2-DCUP?

R2-D2In 1977 George Lucas introduced the world to the droid R2-D2, an “astromech droid” that was a major character in a six of the Star Wars films and which has become entrenched in Western popular culture.

Not bad at all for a character no no real dialog to speak of. That is a feat normally only achieved by action stars and hot babes willing to strip down for the camera.

Of course, fans being fans, they couldn’t leave well enough alone.

It was a foregone conclusion that they would come up – quite outside of canon – a product-improved model of this particular droid. Hence we now have the R2-DCUP.

R2-DCUP - She IS the droid you're looking for.
She Is The Droid You’re Looking For

The additional graphics were, however, aftermarket additions and are not available from the factory. šŸ˜‰

It’s very likely, given the nature of the picture above, that there’s a very happy Star Wars fanboy out there somewhere. šŸ˜‰ It’s also very likely that a much larger number of Star Wars geeks are “abusing” themselves over this picture. šŸ˜®

Note to fanboys – If it took you under 1 minute to “notice” that the 6 horizontal bars on the girl’s outfit are on the wrong side, you’re both wrong – mirror effect – and in need of serious help.

If it took you under 1 minute to “notice” that the 6 horizontal bars on the girl’s outfit are on the wrong side and to correct your thinking because you realized the mirror effect, you’re likely beyond help, will never move out of your parents’ house, and will never be in a position to directly appreciate a Geek Grrl like the one pictured above.

Seriously though, she’s quite hot but Star Wars fetish lingerie? R2-D2!?! That’s just a little messed up and I don’t even want to delve too deeply into the implications of choosing a character that couldn’t speak.

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