Trump’s Handicap

Certain sorts are obsessed with the President’s golfing and with trying to make something evil out of it, e.g. CNN’s recent #TruckGate conspiracy theorizing. Of course, these same sorts are also pathologically obsessed with declaring that anything and everything that our President says or does – or doesn’t say, or doesn’t do – is wrong, stupid, and evil…Oh, yeah, and racist of course.

Trump's Handicap
Trump’s Handicap

That’s the sad and horrific truth of it. President Trumps isn’t 2.8 as the USGA Handicap Index official rates it; it’s that he’s not Obama…and also not Hillary Clinton, whose destiny he is thought to have stolen.

To be fair though, some people nonsensically had issues with Obama’s golfing as well. The difference being the level of hatred involved being far greater now and the inclusion of the MSM in the vanguard of those ranting about it. But then this is part of President Trump’s handicap; the Lamestream Media has long considered themselves America’s kingmakers and Trump’s election blew that self-aggrandizing fantasy out of the water, as did his shining the light of public awareness upon just how much of what they “report” is Fake News.

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Bruce’s Boobs

Bruce's BoobsBruce’s Boobs

When questioned, Bruce Jenner aka Caitlyn Jenner, says that his/her new boobs actually improve his/her golf game, especially putting. This, of course, was such a “guy response” that it calls into question his/her actual, internalized status as a trans-woman. This “triggered” outrage among the LGBT activists.

But, all that being as it is, there is one very important thing for us all to remember. Bruce as Caitlyn is still more passable than the majority of the “cis-gendered” Feminist womyn out there. 😆

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That’s A Mulligan!

In general I like Jon McNaughton’s artwork. That being said, his latest patriotic work, Obama Foreign Policy, can best be described as a mulligan.

Obama Golfing In Destruction
Jon McNaughton’s Obama Foreign Policy

The problem was never, isn’t, and likely won’t ever be that the Duffer-in-Chief spends too much time on the links. The problems always arise when the boy puts his clubs away and actually gets involved in America’s politics and foreign policy.

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U.S.S. Barack Obama

USS Barack H. Obama
Introducing The U.S.S. Barack Obama

To properly “honor” Obama’s “special relationship” with the US military, the Navy has commissioned a new flag vessel, the USS Barack Obama. It will be the flagship of the new greens navy.

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Obama Faces Hazard

Obama faces a certain hazard with the new, GOP-controlled CongressObama Faces Certain Hazard

With both sides of the 114th Congress under Republican control, Obama definitely faces a certain hazard. Then, with the entirety of the boy’s tenure as POTUS being – kindly, to the point of being a hand-out – best described as a “mulligan,” this shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.

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