A Not So Creepy Clown

With the rise of “creepy clown” sightings up and down the East Coast of America, the populace is in a state of growing panic. Still, to avoid unwarranted fear, hatred, and possible backlash, I’d like to point out that not all clowns are creepy.

Not So Creepy Clown
A Not So Creepy Clown

See? Beautiful? Yes! Creepy? Nope!

And really, what do we actually have? There’s been no harm done by these supposed clowns; the police can’t even find any of the ones reported. So what’s the likely cause of these painted-faced boogie men?

  1. Mass hysteria brought on by the 2016 elections?
  2. Drunken or drugged-up Juggalos just wandering around?
  3. Yet another useless internet-inspired craze?
  4. A plot by angsty and envious mimes to hurt clowns?

Yeah, I’m not too worried about clowns, creepy or otherwise. That being said, if you see a clown, say something.

Hey! I’m just trying to do my part to prevent a rise in coulrophobia. 😆

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2 Responses to “A Not So Creepy Clown”

  1. Rocky Says:

    There was a lady down from us in Cincy that claimed to be held by knife point on her way to work. Believe the incident even closed a school, or two, for the day. Turns out she made the whole idea up because she was running late for work.

  2. jonolan Says:

    Yeah, some people will do that, Rocky.

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