Breast milk and, along with it, breastfeeding is a regular cause of certain amounts of controversy and consternation in what passes for Western society these days. Some figured this could be solved through modifying the curriculum of our schools.
This is straight from Scotland. Students in a Third Year(S3) Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk’. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.
He got an A+.
😆 I’m not sure that was the original lesson plan, but damn well done!
That’s the Gods’ honest truth! Despite not being able to agree on most things – even what words mean – I’m pretty sure that we can all agree that tits are way better than Mondays.
In point of fact, I’m pretty sure that even the devotees of women’s asses and legs agree that tits are better than Mondays. Hellfire! I’d be willing to bet good money that even the various fetishists think that tits are better than Mondays. It is, after all, Mondays that we’re comparing to them.
Oh! And, for the record, 2020 is just one long, miserable Monday!
Yep! Despite the incessant rantings of the Feminists, we men really have no malicious intent behind our staring at boobs. We just haven’t completely lost touch with our inner child. 😉
And, even better and more importantly, looking at boobs is good for men. Doing so makes us happier and healthier. 😉
Good Morning! Please stay calm, box breath, let your anxieties over COVID-19 and/or the economic damage certain sorts are causing with it as an excuse, and enjoy the Boing.
And yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, “Boing” is a specific manga / anime reference, an obvious one. But hey! Either through choice or fiat, we’re all at least a little bit Otaku now.