Friends With Benefits

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Friends With Benefits – A Valentine’s Alternative
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Friends, Reader, Countrymen – with Valentine’s Day around the corner, here’s a small bit of advice. Don’t let the perfect become the enemy of the good. A Valentine’s Day night with a Friend with Benefits is better than one spent alone or with some desperate, hookup partner. True, it’s not as good as having a “proper,” romantic partner on Valentine’s Day, but a Friend with Benefits is a relationship partner, therefor both good enough and far less stressful than the norm on this upcoming holiday.

Pedantic Note: The yellow roses with some red-blushed one amongst them are a “hat tip” to one variant of the Floriography of Victorian times in which yellow roses were for friendship and red ones for romantic interests. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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PSA: Drive Smart!

With the weather being what it is right now, especially anywhere north of the Mason-Dixon line, here’s a simple Public Service Announcement (PSA) for all you folks who will be taking to the roadways:

Drive Smart
Brains Required
Brains Required

Or, the same warning message as it would be given in a kinder, gentler, more perfect – or, at least, less fucked up – world:

Drive Smart
It's Just Snow
For The Rest Of Us, It’s Just Snow

Somewhat more seriously though, it’s just snowy conditions. Use your brains! It doesn’t take that much self-awareness and cognitive function to know whether you can drive in it or not.

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Warning To Swimmers

Warning - Fake Tits Don't FLoat
Warning To Swimmers

Since I post bikini babe pics quite often, I’ve decided to be a responsible blogger and provide this PSA.

Your aftermarket breasts, eye-catching and delightful as they may be, are not flotation devices! They will not make you buoyant. They are not a suitable alternative to a life vest.

Breast implants, even those placed above the muscles of the chest, are not capable of making a person float. This is true for all types of breast implants, regardless of size, shape, filling, or density.

They may, however, in the event of drowning, decrease the response time of rescue personnel and increase your likelihood of survival, primarily due their drawing and keeping the attention of potential rescuers. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Ye Olde Social Distancing

Ye Olde Social Distancing
Ye Olde Social Distancing

Old school rules for maintaining a safe distance. Not only are they good for COVID-19, but these rules are also excellent for dealing with any of the #BlackLivesMatter and/or #Antifa riots.

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It Can Be Like That

The Night Of The 4th of July – It Can Be Like That For Some Of Us

Yes! Especially this year, I want Americans to really celebrate the 4th of July. Yes again! I want us all to raise a joyful and raucous noise unto the Heavens. But maybe remember that some of us don’t “respond well” to those fireworks throughout the night, and we really don’t respond well to those firearm discharges randomly interspersed with them.

Yeah, I know. It’s 2020 and our communities have broken down to the point where most of us don’t know enough about our neighbors to know whether one or more of them might be veterans with PTSD. Still, think about it.

And yes, I’ll likely be spending tonight in a separate bedroom from my wives with my two dogs, one of which has PTSD worse than mine. We’ve got our gear together – weighted blankets, her thunder shirt, and my noise-canceling headphones – and our other dog is a damn fine comfort.

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