Valentine’s Day Chocolates

Valentine’s Day Chocolates

Much like Valentine’s Day Hearts, Valentine’s Day Chocolates are best when they’re not something that comes packed in a box. πŸ˜‰

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Valentine’s Day Hearts

Valentine’s Day Hearts

It’s a simple, beautiful truth that the best Valentine’s Day Hearts aren’t the ones made of processed sugar. πŸ˜‰

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Valentines Day Hearts

Valentines Day Hearts
The Best Valentines Day Hearts

Happy Valentines Day! Please remember, Gentlemen, that the best Valentines Day hearts are chocolate – dark, rich, luscious chocolate. It’s not only perfectly OK to indulge, it’s a damn sight safer. πŸ˜‰

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Valentine’s Day For Men

valentine's meat
It’s Like Chocolate & Flowers For Men

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It Sure Wasn’t Love

Vomiting Hearts
Spit or Swallow … Or Puke – It Sure Wasn’t Love

It’s “The Morning After.” In this case it’s the morning after Valentine’s Day, which means many, many people will be experiencing certain forms of emotional hangover, instead of- or in addition to their physical ones.

Of course, on a morning when society pedantically instructs us that on this one “special” day staggering though one’s “Walk of Shame” is less shameful and less degrading than not being in a position to do so, this must be fully expected.

I’m sure many women – and not a few men – are busy vomiting the bad taste left from this celebration of “romance” out of their mouths. πŸ˜‰

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