Reflections From a Murky Pond

Monsters In The Closet

It true. Even in America we still shudder at the thought of monsters in the closet. Of course, with the way the 2016 elections are shaping up, we’ve a reason to do so. Look above at what the American people have to deal with – anencephalic beasts shuffling around and moaning “#NeverTrump.”

It’s pretty damn scary too since these brainless creatures, wallowing in the filth of their own childish selfishness, are putting America’s future at risk solely to feed their own monstrous urges.

Tags: 2016 Elections | America | Anencephaly | Cruz | Hillary | Monsters | Politics | Selfishness | Stupidity | Trump

This entry was posted on Thursday, October 13th, 2016 at 7:03 am and is filed under 2016 Election. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Life supposedly mimics art and this can cause us to experience nightmares. What should have been just titillating Halloween horror can become a stark, terrifying reality.

Right now the Makers, the tax-paying, productive citizens of America are experiencing just such a horror. A plague of parasite-driven zombies are coming for them.

Makers Beware! You Are What They Eat

Fortunately, I suppose, this parasite version of a zombie apocalypse isn’t one of the grass-roots varieties. There is a nest leader, a King of the Zombie as it were.

The Lord Of The Infected

Kill the King and the hive mind loses direction. At that point, the drones are close to harmless and can be obliterated piecemeal. Better even, the method for killing zombies has been long-established and, if one or more brave souls take proper action, the parasitic plague of zombies can be expunged.

Head, Not Heart! Your Dope Is Wrong!

You’ve got to get it right though if you want to end the apocalypse.  Headshots are the solution for zombies and politicians, not center of mass.  They’ll just get up again otherwise.

Or…We could just vote Obama and as many Leftists out of office on November 6th, 2012. It’s a rather anticlimactic ending for the Obama zombie apocalypse but, I suppose, life doesn’t have to mirror art perfectly in every way. 😆

Tags: 2012 Elections | America | Apocalypse | Assassination | Halloween | Horror | Humor | Liberals | Monsters | Movies | Parasites | Politics | Progressives | Sniping | Society | Zombies

This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 31st, 2012 at 7:00 pm and is filed under 2012 Election, Humor, Movies, Politics, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

The French have long been disparaged with the nickname, “Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys.” This epithet probably stems from a combination of their projected arrogance and their having to be bailed out in WW1, WW2, and VietNam.

Times being what they are, I can’t vouch for the current state of of the French’s eagerness to surrender in the face of opposition but it’s plain as day that they’re still some crazy cheese eaters.

Regardez Sur La Puissance Du Fromage

This hilarious television commercial that Ruairi Robinson directed for France’s Centre National Interprofessionnel de l’Economie Laitière (CNIEL) more than makes that point clear.

Mon dieux! Even the – Mutant? Prehistoric? – river monsters in the Seine are hooked on cheese to the point of excluding people from their diet? That’s some seriously crazy cheese eating! 😆

Tags: Cheese | CNIEL | Food | Food & Drink | France | Humor | Insanity | Marketing | Monsters | Ruairi Robinson | Society | Television

This entry was posted on Saturday, October 20th, 2012 at 9:37 am and is filed under Food & Drink, Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Yes, it’s quite true and quite apparent, that Obama is a clear and present danger to America, Americans, and the legacy that American children will inherit. Yet, the boy is a weak danger because he is a weak creature and can be, for the moment, contained due to his venality, narcissism, and inherent lack of worth.

In many ways the boy’s reminiscent of the meak and ineffectual Dr. Jeckle…which is the problem and the real fear of the American people.

If Obama’s Inner Self Were To Rise…

It seems quite likely that, if we allow this creature to be reelected, he might finally let his inner self be freed from the constraints imposed by his need for campaigning and degenerate in Mr. Hyde.

Currently, the only two things holding Obama in check are the brave actions of the Republicans in Congress and Obama’s own venality and need to have tangible proof of his acceptance by the world at large. If either of those chains are loosed the real Obama in all its disgusting nature might well be released.

That is what Americans truly fear and I cannot say that their fear is unwarranted even though it flies in the face of normal political theory which states that a lame duck POTUS is not a threat. Obama, after all, has made many statements indicating that he prefers tyrannical powers over his proper role in government.

Tags: 2012 Elections | America | Dr. Jeckle | Monsters | Mr. Hyde | Obama | Politics | Tyranny

This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 25th, 2012 at 9:28 am and is filed under 2012 Election. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.